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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:10 am
by Captain Sousie
...but doggone it, still funny.

Sou

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:55 am
by Michael Woods
That just seems nasty to me.

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:12 am
by lgb&dtuba
Is that a Genuine Selman?

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:50 am
by Dylan King
lgb&dtuba wrote:Is that a Genuine Selman?
One can certainly stick their man in it, but I think it would be tough to sell anything that comes out.

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm
by windshieldbug
And to think that they're probably training future generations of Octoberfest participants...

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:28 pm
by Steve Oberheu
"Oh....you want me to sit in with the band!"

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:08 pm
by tubatooter1940
My Russian Army tuba would have made a rightous pee pot but I gave it to my friend for a wall hanging (fern-in-bell) for his garden.

Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:22 pm
by Ace
Sort of gives a new definition to "flushing out" the instrument.

What kind of demented mind would make a urinal out of a brass instrument? Maybe it's the kind of guy that parties with a lampshade on his head.

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 6:49 pm
by tubaguy9
Hahaha...reminds me of a joke...Should I post it in this thread?

Tuba Urinal

Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:26 am
by TubaRay
tubaguy9 wrote:Hahaha...reminds me of a joke...Should I post it in this thread?
Why not?

Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:12 pm
by tubaguy9
Okay...here it is...Dunno if it was on the Friday's Funny...

So, a guy goes into a bar. Therefore, orders a few drinks. So, finally, after drinking, he has to go to the bathroom. (I know, big surprise to all of us!) So, he asks the bartender, "Sir, where is the bathroom?" The bartender replies,"Down the hall, on the left." So, he goes down the hall, and to the right, instead of left, and sits down on a golden toilet. So, he's thinking to himself that this bar has quite the class, due to the fact that they have a golden toilet. So, a few days later, the formerly drunk guy calls up the bar, and compliments the manager for what class the bar has. Soon as that happened, the manager yells out, "Hey, Joe, We found the guy who crapped in your tuba!"