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A Newbie encounters a TubeNet pro...

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:39 am
by Brassdad

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:09 pm
by windshieldbug
The way I read their posts, they didn't have those funny English accents, either :P




Yes they did!
NO THEY DIDN'T!!

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:27 pm
by TubaRay
Not!

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:05 pm
by windshieldbug
¬!!!

Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:12 pm
by SplatterTone
Don't leave out the dead parrot routine.

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 6:22 am
by Brassdad
Lovely plumage, the Norwiegian Blue....

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:10 am
by windshieldbug
The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead!

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:07 pm
by lgb&dtuba
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:09 pm
by windshieldbug
I got a slug. :shock:

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:17 pm
by Brassdad
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:32 pm
by lgb&dtuba
No, it's not.

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:46 pm
by windshieldbug
Well! I never wanted to do this in the first place. I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:00 pm
by Brassdad
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other than that I start! :lol:

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:08 pm
by windshieldbug
Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam.
That's not got much spam in it.

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:18 pm
by lgb&dtuba
windshieldbug wrote:Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam.
That's not got much spam in it.
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:28 pm
by Brassdad
Don't tell Doc that some one is posting food pics.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:03 am
by Dylan King
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Ingredients:

* Chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added.
* Salt (for binding, flavour, and firmness)
* Water (to help in mixing)
* Sugar (for flavour)
* Sodium Nitrite (for colour and as a preservative)

Deuteronomy 14:8
Also the swine is unclean for you, because it has cloven hooves, yet does not chew the cud; you shall not eat their flesh or touch their dead carcasses.

Did Jesus Abolish the Bible Health Laws?

Did Jesus do away with fundamentally important biblical laws concerning human health? Those who believe this usually cite Mark 7 and Acts 10. Some Bible translations of Mark 7:18–19 say: "Jesus declared all foods clean"—yet other translations render the verse differently. When you compare Mark 7 with a similar account in Matthew 15, you find that Jesus was not even addressing the subject of clean or unclean foods—the issue in question was eating without a ceremonial washing of the hands! Acts 10 describes Peter’s vision of a sheet coming down from heaven containing unclean animals that he is told three times to kill and eat. Peter, who had been trained by Christ for more than three years, understood that this was wrong and resisted! While Peter pondered the meaning of the vision (Acts 10:17), several Gentiles arrived at his home. On hearing their mission, Peter grasped the meaning of the vision: "God has shown me that I should not call any man common or unclean" Acts 10:28. According to Scripture, Peter did not conclude from this vision that the laws of clean and unclean foods had been eliminated. This is confirmed by a prophecy that indicates when Christ returns He will bring judgment on idol worshipers and those who persist in eating unclean animals (Isaiah 66:15–17). -From Tomorrow's World Magazine Volume 6 Issue 2.
http://www.tomorrowsworld.org/cgi-bin/t ... 1104248743

:shock:

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:49 pm
by kegmcnabb
Pork chops taste good!

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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:04 pm
by LoyalTubist
No, they don't!

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:55 pm
by Dylan King
LoyalTubist wrote:No, they don't!
That's right! They also rot out the stomach, clog arteries, and spread parasites.

The swine will eat anything, including their own kaka-doodie and dead rotten flesh of any kind.

Pigs are also intelligent animals like dogs and can be easily domesticated.

What was God thinking when he forbid human beings to eat them? Don't pigs sound like the perfect food?