windshieldbug wrote:At least it's not SpongeDalyan SquareTuba...

Not this time, but I
have had my name pronounced that way too many times to count.
D(eye)lan is also a common mispronunciation, as is D(eye)lain.
And (I guess) to show me how stupid the world can be, I have even had my last name (King) pronounced K(eye)ing and K(eye)ng and even Kang.
Yikes!
Considering I'm named after Bob Dylan, who is relatively famous, it is a wonder that so many people either cannot read or have never seen my name in print.