True story
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OldHorn
- bugler
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True story
A guy got completely drunk at a party, and the next day couldn't stop talking about the toilet made of solid gold at the party house. His friends of course, didn't believe him, but he insisted and finally said he'd take them to the house and show them. They got in a car and followed the directions back to the house and knocked on the door. When someone answered, he explained rather sheepishly, "I'm really sorry to bother you, but I was at the party last night and my friends here don't believe that you have a gold toilet." The man turned his head back inside and shouted, "Hey, Joe, I found the guy who crapped in your tuba!"
Martin Mammoth Sousa
Thompson & Odell Helicon
"C" Serpent
Zoomorphic Jeantet Russian Bassoon
Guichard Bb Ophicleide
and a bunch of other junque
Thompson & Odell Helicon
"C" Serpent
Zoomorphic Jeantet Russian Bassoon
Guichard Bb Ophicleide
and a bunch of other junque
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Heavy_Metal
- 5 valves
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- Location: Baltimore, MD, USA
Re: True story
Oh boy- I fell out of my crib the first time I heard that one............
Principal tuba, Bel Air Community Band
Old (early 1900s?) Alexander BBb proto-163
1976 Sonora (B&S 101) 4-rotor BBb
1964 Conn 20J/21J BBb (one body, both bells)
~1904 York 3P BBb Helicon
Old Alex Comp.F, in shop
Old (early 1900s?) Alexander BBb proto-163
1976 Sonora (B&S 101) 4-rotor BBb
1964 Conn 20J/21J BBb (one body, both bells)
~1904 York 3P BBb Helicon
Old Alex Comp.F, in shop