Limericks? Nah, Haiku!

[bloke]

Gerald Rivera.
He is a loudmouth. He is.
Not very smart. Not.

[bloke]

Where is Wonderland?
(I think I need a new hat.)
Hey, I am thirsty.

[Mojo workin']

sip the gold nectar
yes sit at the pub and sip
watch the drunk floozies

order the hot wings
dip them and the celery
in blue cheese dressing

play the jukebox some
enough to make your music
-al prowess felt well

like Bloke, I will not
vote this year either. I will
go to pub instead.

[Phoxtubist]

(In a dorm room):

Can't write a haiku
This rap music distracts me
Wait, I wrote one, yay!

Roommate's a bum, dude
Exploded Dr. Pepper
Didn't clean that crap

[k001k47]

Kids posting on Tube
Net: trolling everywhere now.
JinBao killed this place.

[bloke]

cimbasso picky
not too big and not too small
last bought and first sold

[Kevin Hendrick]

Epitaph so soon?
I don't think so -- not just yet;
We shall persevere.

[bloke]

Jazz nymphs crowd bandstand
Offering carnal delights.
My alarm clock rings.

- Howard Lamb,
jazz trombonist / band leader

[Tubaryan12]

TubeNet once was fun
Not so much any longer
Too much like Facebook

Childishness rules now
Good info lost to the noise
Think I'll lurk for now