Update Update

[TubaRay]

It is now only 364 days until the next International Tuba Day. The more I think of this, the more I wonder how we would get by without having this thread. Amazing....

[Tom Holtz]

Quick update: after a rough couple of days due to a highly suspect take-out beef and broccoli, my stool is firming up nicely.

[TubaRay]

Quick update: after a rough couple of days due to a highly suspect take-out beef and broccoli, my stool is firming up nicely.

Isn't TubeNet wonderful?

[OldsRecording]

Quick update: after a rough couple of days due to a highly suspect take-out beef and broccoli, my stool is firming up nicely.

Isn't TubeNet wonderful?

That's why the the Chinese place we usually go to, you can see directly into the kitchen, and I know the owner personally.

[PWtuba]

UPDATE: I am sorry to announce to the board that all latest updates indicate that Jimmy Hoffa is still missing. Rest assured that we are looking and our confidence in locating this man increases with the passing of each day. Since Mr. Hoffa disappeared on July 30, 1975, many, many days have passed. So our confidence is running very high right now and just keeps getting better.

Thank you for your support.

UPDATE: Jimmy Hoffa is buried in Senator Bedfellow's back yard. Or he may be at the bottom of Senator Bedfellow's pond in the back yard. Or Bedfellow lost the body. Journalist Milo Bloom is still investigating. Stay tuned for updates.

[OldsRecording]

UPDATE: I am sorry to announce to the board that all latest updates indicate that Jimmy Hoffa is still missing. Rest assured that we are looking and our confidence in locating this man increases with the passing of each day. Since Mr. Hoffa disappeared on July 30, 1975, many, many days have passed. So our confidence is running very high right now and just keeps getting better.

Thank you for your support.

UPDATE: Jimmy Hoffa is buried in Senator Bedfellow's back yard. Or he may be at the bottom of Senator Bedfellow's pond in the back yard. Or Bedfellow lost the body. Journalist Milo Bloom is still investigating. Stay tuned for updates.

"Slowly, this reporter's hand recoiled in utter moral disgust..."

[Rick Denney]

Quick update: after a rough couple of days due to a highly suspect take-out beef and broccoli, my stool is firming up nicely.

For me, it was the Mexican food and barbecue in Austin followed by delicious and extremely fresh fried crab cakes, crab dip, crab balls, etc., during the subsequent weekend visiting relatives on the Eastern Shore of Virginia. I keep forgetting what it is that a gall bladder does after having mine removed in December.

Rick "a little better today--after a...um...solid week" Denney

[windshieldbug]

UPDATE: I got only three hours of sleep. I had a nice, fuzzy drive into town, performed a quintet educational Informance, ate some excellent Chinese food, drove home, played on TubeNet, and am now about to take a short nap. You have been updated.

I think we were "downdated"!

[TexTuba]

[Rick Denney]

At least my stool is firm.

Count your blessings.

Rick "update: The pain in the neck has become a pain in the butt" Denney

[TubaRay]

NEWS FLASH !!!

I just got my big Z-Trak mower put back together (maintenance/repairs) and cut (for the first time this year) for about 30 minutes before the sun went down. I did three gigs today, was gone for over ten hours, felt like $h!t when I got home, but felt obligated to try to do SOMETHING with the *d@mn grass...' many acres to go...Rains have been torrential and relentless...The remaining patches of * Kentucky 31 fescue (planted by the previous owner) are over 2' high.

bloke "If I waited any longer, I would have had to get out the tractor and bush hog. Thank goodness this mower has a 28 hp engine and a 72" cut."

You have been updated. Goodnight!

It's always good to get one mow update. Don't you think?

[PWtuba]

Update: I just spent the entire school day (seven hours) studying for a 3-hour test (Advanced Placement United States History).

I know, nobody cares.

[The Jackson]

Update: I just spent the entire school day (seven hours) studying for a 3-hour test (Advanced Placement United States History).

I know, nobody cares.

Haha, I'm taking that next year! I have AP Chemistry to worry about now

[Mark]

Al Capone's safe is still empty.

[TubaRay]

Update: I just spent the entire school day (seven hours) studying for a 3-hour test (Advanced Placement United States History).
I know, nobody cares.

Maybe not, but it is important to keep those updates coming. Otherwise, how would anyone know about the time you spent studying.

I'm wondering when we'll get another "hernia update."

[windshieldbug]

Al Capone's safe is still empty.

Unfortunately, we still have Gelaldo Rivera.

[PWtuba]

Update: "Finish the Limmericks" has been running for exactly 4 months.

[OldsRecording]

Amazing Grace can be sung to the tune of Boris the Spider by The Who. Really. Just thought you ought to know.

[TubaRay]

Amazing Grace can be sung to the tune of Boris the Spider by The Who. Really. Just thought you ought to know.

Also to The House of the Rising Sun, by the Animals.

[greatk82]

Amazing Grace can be sung to the tune of Boris the Spider by The Who. Really. Just thought you ought to know.

Also to The House of the Rising Sun, by the Animals.

Also to "Oh How I Love Jesus".

Not to Purple Rain, however!