It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment Community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart.
SplatterTone wrote:The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
D'ough!
SplatterTone wrote:Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart.
... and don't forget cousin Dill!
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -- Pogo (via Walt Kelly)
A man came home from work and called out to his wife,"Honey,bring me a beer before it starts." Puzzled,she brought him a beer. Not long afterward he called her again."Honey bring me another beer.It's going to start any minute."She frowned and brought him another beer.
Once again he called,"Honey would you bring me one more beer before it starts?"She glared at him and shouted,"Who do you think you are-waltzing in here without even saying hello,planting your big fat booty on that couch and yelling for beer.Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash your clothes all day?
He said,"Oh crap,it's started."
A man went jogging in the woods, when he passes somebody hugging a tree. He runs closer and asks what the guy was doing.
"I´m hugging a tree to get my self synchronized with nature. It´s great. You wanna give it a try ?"
The jogger goes to the other side of the tree and hugs it, when suddenly the tree hugger closes handcuffs around the jogger´s wrists, robs him and leaves him naked at the tree.
After several hours, another man walks by and stops as the jogger calls for help. Still in handcuffs, the jogger tells his story.
Reaching for the zipper of his pants, the walker says: "Well, that just ain´t your day today."
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