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Straightline winds blew 3 tractor trailors off of I-30 in Leary, TX. That is only 5 miles from the church where I work, but we're still standing. I'll keep you posted if updates are warranted.
I still have a brand-new, unused, totally primo Ross Perot for President bumper sticker that I picked up hoping it will be worth something some day. I'm sure it's worth every bit as much as I paid for it.
Jest remember ta vote fer me! I knew I loved ya fer a reason, girlie! Jest an update, y'all. Everone move along. Jest move along, nowâ€¦
H. Ross P.
TubeNet, where expressing strong aversion to a political system gets you called a racist...
Actually, it is in the "Off Topic" section, where it belongs.
San Antonio, Tx.
I now have 867 instruments inventoried in my attempt to create a serial number/date index for York instruments.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
The American lexicon is in a constant state of flux. I thought that I would update you that the definition of update has not been updated in 2008 (so far)
â€“verb (used with object) 1. to bring (a book, figures, or the like) up to date, as by adding new information or making corrections: to update a science textbook.
2. Computers. to incorporate new or more accurate information in (a database, program, procedure, etc.).
3. to bring (a person, organization, etc.) up to date on a particular subject: The magazine article will update you on the international situation.
â€“noun 4. an act or instance of updating: to make an update in a financial ledger.
5. information or data used in updating.
6. an updated version, model, or the like.
Update is "actualice" in Spanish
"mise Ã jour" in French
"Aktualisierung" in German
"aggiornamento" in Italian
"De herziening" in Dutch
"atualize" in Portuguese
"Ð¾Ð±Ð½Ð¾Ð²Ð»ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ðµ" in Russian
"oppdatering" in Norwegian
"æ›´æ–°" in traditional Chinese
"ã‚¢ãƒƒãƒ—ãƒ‡ãƒ¼ãƒˆ" in Japanese
and uh "date-upay" in Pig Latin
I just tested my newest mouthpiece: The Bach 0.018 BN. Super extra large, 320mm internal diameter with the special "BN" bowl scientifically contoured for playing the Brown Note.
I tried it at a local government meeting. Although it worked perfectly, the air in the room was already too permeated with BS to permit anyone to notice the change.
Good signature lines: http://tinyurl.com/a47spm
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