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Postby bloke » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:45 pm

Mary Ann wrote:Well, looked through this twice and haven't seen the "directions" ... did I miss something?

I also recently was cured of vegetarianism but it wasn't a psychological cure....it was medical. Eating protein, in pretty much any form, for the last two years was literally giving me seizures (that included all animal protein, gluten, legumes, plus nightshades as the topping on the sundae. Try eating no-gluten, no-nightshade, no-legume vegan for a couple years, and you'll wonder where that belly went.) You would have gone vegan too, trust me, compared to the alternative. If anybody wants to correspond privately about the things that avant-garde medicine can do that standard medicine cannot, just send me an email. I put on nine pounds in about a month, and I still am very thin. I was on my way out in some ways....

So, uh, I love pulled pork. Where be the recipe? I'm done with my two-week plunge into all the things I couldn't eat before, and have reverted to a very reasonable diet for me, but that diet includes things like pulled pork on occasion.

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The original thread was hi-jacked before I finally got around to documenting the instructions. I FINALLY was able to do this today, so here they are (starting in post #3)...
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Re: barbecue: HEY MARY ANN !!!

Postby SRanney » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:50 pm

Nope, nothing here!
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Re: barbecue: HEY MARY ANN !!!

Postby bloke » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:32 pm

OK, Here is how to make DELICIOUS MEMPHIS-STYLE BARBECUE with one of those crappy $40 grocery store grills:

1/ While you're cleaning out the grill and lighting the charcoal, heat up the meat in water. It's OK if it boils. This insures that the meat absolutely gets hot enough to be safe, and - if not quite thawed - it will address that issue as well.
anticipated question: "Will boiling the meat release too much of the fat ?"
response: huh...?? This is a PORK SHOULDER...?? (This ain't Texie-brisket stuff. This is BARBECUE ! ) :lol:

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You can use cheap, crappy briquettes, some "real" charcoal (bought or homemade), leftover chunks, or a combination. This is a combination of all of those. I prefer to use a canister lighter (with newspaper in the bottom), but I feel kinda lazy around 7:00 A.M. :

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Once your charcoal-stuff is lit very well, arrange it in a DONUT SHAPE (so as to resemble a round "heating element"). This allows for smoke to get around the meat better, and also puts a hot spot in the middle that will not burn the fat layer on the bottom of the meat. Add MORE (un-lit) briquettes (or, again, "real" charcoal) and - finally - go out in your yard (or neighbor's yard, etc.) and pick up some small chunks of good-smelling hardwood. These chunks are from a hickory tree on the edge of my property. Don't wet the wood. If the wood is burned up before the meat is done, just add more wood. Again, you're not buying those silly/expensive "hickory chips"...You're picking this stuff up off the ground. Oak, nut trees, sassafras, and many others (probably not gum or elm) will do JUST FINE:

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Here's the meat. Don't leave it in the boiling water any particular amount of time. Once the charcoal is ready, go get the meat. Put it in a cheap junky metal cake pan, and cover it with foil for easy clean-up. Put about 3/4" to 1" of water in the pan. This will help discourage burning early in the day. Later, that water will be gone and partially displaced by fat. The rack should be all the way up to the highest possible position. It's OK to BARELY have ANY clearance at the top between the exhaust and the meat.

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Basically, shut the lid and go about your business for 6 - 8 hours (depending on outdoor temperature (which will have an effect on the temperature inside the cheapo $40 grill). You can cook it longer, if you want it even smokier. The smokier your exhaust, the smokier the meat. I'm able to get my meat to taste smoky all the way to the bone. If you're home, you can check on it's progress, but don't be endlessly opening the lid and losing the heat/smoke. You can add more wood (or even charcoal) if environmental factors discourage a good slow, even fire. If this is necessary, try to light that stuff off-site, and ADD them to the fire once they are lit. Be aware that you should not eat barbecued meat very often, as way too much smoky stuff in your food way too often (just like way too much smoke in your lungs) can increase the chances of stomach cancer. Barbecue should be considered a "special treat", and not "nightly fare"...maybe like a good cigar, etc...

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The meat is "done enough" when the meat has retreated 3/4" to 1" off the bone. Again, if there is a nice controlled smoky fire, you can leave it on longer (timing for dinner / more smoky flavor / etc.). There should NEVER EVER be ANY flaming WHATSOEVER occurring in the fire! You can use either half of a pork shoulder: the "picnic roast" or the "boston butt". This one is a "boston butt". I PREFER to barbecue the "picnic roast" half. The "picnic roast" cost is lower per pound, because there is a huge bone (actually a joint) inside of it, but I believe the bone helps the meat to cook more evenly, and I believe the (yes, less) meat is more tender in the "picnic roast" half, once barbecued properly.

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The rest of the pictures are self-explanatory. If you can find OPEN PIT "ORIGINAL" BARBECUE SAUCE, (though not "connoisseur") this will offer you a good honest "Memphis" barbecue flavor. AVOID CORKY'S barbecue sauce like the PLAGUE !!! If you put that nasty-sweet crap on gorgeous barbecue meat, you will RUIN your sandwich! Corky's has ONLY been in Memphis for a couple of decades. It is a johnny-come-lately tourist trap. They have NO CLUE about Memphis barbecue in my humble opinion. Their meat tastes to me as if it was baked in an electric oven for an hour, and their sauce tastes like cra...I mean Kraft. :x You MUST put a GOOD slaw (one that suits your personal taste) on your sandwich. If you have slaw-o-phobia, FEAR NOT. Slaw on a barbecue sandwich (mixed in with that delicious meat and sauce) does NOT taste like slaw - much in the same way that sauerkraut does not really taste like sauerkraut in a Reuben sandwich.

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Re: MAKE YOUR OWN MEMPHIS BARBECUE USING A CHEAP GRILL

Postby bloke » Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:04 pm

SIDES:

Memphis pork barbecue was invented by people of little means. The traditional side dishes (just like the cheap meat from which this is made) are very inexpensive:

1/ REGULAR (no added flavor) POTATO CHIPS...like just plain ol' LAYS POTATO CHIPS (etc.) Optionally, any sort of french fries (never onion rings) are acceptable. Most of the barbecue joints in Memphis offer fries, but ALSO have small individual serving size bags of potato chips available for sale.

2/ BARBECUE BEANS...Buy cheapo pork-and-beans (like "Bush's" etc.) and add as much good barbecue sauce (like Open Pit - Original, etc.) and as much chopped-up barbecue meat as you can cram into the beans. Let them simmer a half hour like that.

3/ Coca-cola. (Beer goes with ribs...a topic for a later day. Coca-cola goes with a barbecue sandwich.)

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It is "OK" to add a bit of Louisiana Hot Sauce or Tabasco to barbecue sauce, but go easy. This is NOT "Mexican" food. You don't want to drown out the flavor of delicious smoked pork with too much pepper. It is also OK to salt the meat.

In Memphis, the black-owned barbecue joints tend to mix more fat (which is far more plentiful on the "picnic roast" half of the pork shoulder) in with the chopped-up barbecue than do the white-owned barbecue joints. Both styles are very good. The black-owned joints also tend to add more brown sugar to their sauce formulas; I'm personally not a particular fan of that.

A traditional "treat" (in the old 1930's-1960's Memphis-style barbecue joints, where you bellied up to a counter) was "skins". The skin from the shoulder (after the barbecue meat was removed from the smoker) was put back in the smoker for a few minutes and made crisp. Those skins were set on the counter (sort-of as a substitute for peanuts or chips, etc.) for people to break off pieces and eat them. Typically, these skins were snacked on by folks who only went into the barbecue joint to drink beer (etc.) You find stuff like this in modern times bagged up for sale (albeit "over processed") in gas stations next to other types of corn and potato chips.
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Re: MAKE YOUR OWN MEMPHIS BARBECUE USING A CHEAP GRILL

Postby ben » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:51 pm

I wish I still had a yard to try this in. Thanks for the recipe Joe, I will try this one day, maybe I'll treat some friends by cooking at their place! FWIW, I was raised on Open Pit Original... My father would BBQ chicken on charcoal with that, although we brushed it on before the chicken went on the grill, let it carmelize, add a little fresh, just before the meat was done, and it was great... I never liked it totally carbonized, but my mother seemed to be fond of it.
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Postby iiipopes » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:55 pm

YUM!

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Re: MAKE YOUR OWN MEMPHIS BARBECUE USING A CHEAP GRILL

Postby bort » Sun Sep 05, 2010 8:29 pm

Awesome. :shock:

I'm with Ben, I need a yard!
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Re: MAKE YOUR OWN MEMPHIS BARBECUE USING A CHEAP GRILL

Postby Tom Mason » Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:23 pm

Having eaten both Joe's version and the store brand of Memfis pork, I can tell you that Joe's version is much closer to the Memfus brand than the store versions.

Not having run into this problem myself, but having seen this happen elsewhere; make sure that the free range wood you pick up from the neighbor's yard is just wood, and not poison ivy laced wood.
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Re: MAKE YOUR OWN MEMPHIS BARBECUE USING A CHEAP GRILL

Postby Brown Mule » Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:57 am

Anyone ever tried making a BBQ grill out of a Tuba Bell---------seems like it might work.------------Conn 25j Bell with chicken wire across top!!!
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Re: MAKE YOUR OWN MEMPHIS BARBECUE USING A CHEAP GRILL

Postby Mark » Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:37 pm

Why would you want to make Memphis BBQ when you can make Texas BBQ?
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Re: MAKE YOUR OWN MEMPHIS BARBECUE USING A CHEAP GRILL

Postby bloke » Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:40 pm

Why waste a perfectly good brisket on some enterprise such as that?

http://www.girl.com.au/beef-brisket-and-mushrooms-in-burgundy.htm

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Re: MAKE YOUR OWN MEMPHIS BARBECUE USING A CHEAP GRILL

Postby SRanney » Sun Feb 06, 2011 5:46 pm

Out of curiosity, do Memphians chop their pork rather than pull it by hand (or fork)?

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