Your Daily Paraprosdokian

by **Doc** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:41 pm

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

by **Bob Kolada** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:03 pm

Fine fine, you win.

by **Doc** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:59 pm

Et tu, Bob? Et tu???

by **the elephant** » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:39 pm

Doc wrote:Et tu, Bob? Et tu???

¿Et tu madre, el Bobbo?

by **Doc** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:40 pm

#2
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

by **Mark** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:34 pm

Following free advice will cost you more than you paid for it.

by **bloke** » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:37 pm

You think you're so stupid.

by **Mark** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:29 pm

Geraldo wrote:Casey Anthony was a good mother.

by **SplatterTone** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:58 pm

A tabacco pipe is the perfect instrument: It gives the wise man time to think, and the fool something to stick in his mouth.

by **knuxie** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:44 pm

Lying to Congress....is this irony?

by **Rev Rob** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:12 pm

Are we not all sophomores - wise fools? :roll:

by **SplatterTone** » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:32 pm

Rev Rob wrote:Are we not all sophomores - wise fools?

Concise answer: No. :roll:

Boy, this paraprosdokian thread sure is having a hard time getting off the ground.