Your Daily Paraprosdokian

by **bort** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:56 am

What's new in history?

by **tubbba** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:01 pm

Of all the posts I've read on TubeNet ... this is one of them.

by **Donn** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:45 pm

I want to die in my sleep, like my grandfather ... not screaming my head off, like the passengers on his bus!

by **Doc** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:28 am

Donn, that one got me. :mrgreen:

#7

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

by **ken k** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:57 pm

Doc wrote:#3

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.

by **ken k** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:00 pm

I have a friend who is alot like a slinky. He is not good for much but he brings a smile to my face everytime I push him down the stairs.....

by **TheHatTuba** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:26 pm

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

by **Donn** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:16 am

If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving is not for you.

by **ken k** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:27 am

time flies like an arrow...
fruit flies like bananas....

by **Doc** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:36 pm

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

by **Kevin Hendrick** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:40 pm

Donn wrote:If at first you don't succeed, maybe skydiving is not for you.

You don't really need a parachute to skydive -- you only need it to skydive twice.

by **Doc** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:25 pm

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.