Concealed Tuba Amendment

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iiipopes
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Re: Concealed Tuba Amendment

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It's a disguised ruse to try to put local tuba clinics out of business by imposing artificial restrictions of residency requirements and immediate availability of advanced technical services.
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Re: Concealed Tuba Amendment

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Reason For Concealed Tuba Amendment;--------------------------------Many of us possess a stable of 4, 6 , or in my case 12 Tubas -------It is increasingly difficult to persuade spouses to allow more Tubas into the house -------Therefore the Local Tuba Lobying *** in NC proposed this amendment to allow Tuba players as many Tubas as they would like by concealing them from family.----------Local law-enforcement predicts domestic violence in the Tuba community will be reduced by at least 50%.
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Re: Concealed Tuba Amendment

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12 tubas?

I only have five, now I have something to compare that to :mrgreen:
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