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rodmathews wrote:Is there an age limit? I got old all of a sudden.
Mine sorta crept up on me...
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This is officially the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Joe, you cray cray.
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WOuld I be using the Chainsaw to modify instruments or as a Back Track to PLay Tuba Duets?
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Can one get Bloke community service hours? You do have your own commune right?
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Is there a blokePlace method book that covers the proper filling of washes available for purchase and, if yes, will it include a daily routine for the chainsaw? I wanna be sure I know what I'm doin' before I send an app in. Also, if we don't redeem any lesson credit that we accumulate from the filling of said washes, can we earn points towards a blokepiece? I truly believe that the secret to de-fuzzing my sound is hiding, not in the vast realm of knowledge that you possess which I do not, but rather somewhere in that plastic cabinet of yours. *drools*
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I'd be glad to sit on the porch, in the shade, and sip ice tea. I would be willing to do a little supervising as long as i don't have to get up. You will fly me out at your expense, of course.
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can I join for fun?

Dont want to do work though.........

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But the work IS The fun!!
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How much money??
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my life savings good?

(5 bucks)
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I request to have this thread locked on grounds of it being a troll thread unlike OFFICIAL LIST

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Three Valves wrote:I had it all wrong...

I will now explore opening the Three Valve Prepatory Academy for BP and U of C rejects!!

Will this challenge the BlokePlace academy for tuba-shaped players?

stay tuned for more..........


Actually speaking, bloke would you EVER consider doing this?

and if you can can I join after high school?
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bloke wrote: The tuition cost - for one question submitted from you, and one reply from one of our professors - is $1000 ...
You told me that was just the application fee. :(
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I am in Australia and would like to take the correspondence course. Do I get a discount or recognition of prior learning- I just won the New South Wales State solos High tuba (F or Eb tuba) using a Blokepeice Solo. Sure my only other competitor scratched, but I still won.
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Could you give us some statistics about graduation and employment rates of blokePlace graduates?

What kind of fraudulent student loans does blokePlace offer to students to eventually default on?

Does blokePlace U participate in & meet the nutrition standards of the Feds Summer Food Service Program (SFSP) providing free breakfast and lunch to students?

Can you send us a 4-color glossy brochure?
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bloke wrote:
tofu wrote:Could you give us some statistics about graduation and employment rates of blokePlace graduates?

What kind of fraudulent student loans does blokePlace offer to students to eventually default on?

Does blokePlace U participate in & meet the nutrition standards of the Feds Summer Food Service Program (SFSP) providing free breakfast and lunch to students?

Can you send us a 4-color glossy brochure?
yeah...You come up with the front-end dough that is required, and we'll find a way to supply all o' that $h!t, just like all of the other top-echelon schools. Oh..and our brochure - just like the others, will feature one white female, one black male, and one Asian female...playing chess 'n' stuff.
Can I be on the brochure?
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Sorry bloke, but touring the world with Roger Bobo sounds better.
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TheTuba wrote: Can I be on the brochure?
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For Blokepace, I suspect yes,

For Harvard, NO!! :tuba:
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Entomology is a good “fall back” major as well!!
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With the 50th anniversary of Woodstock being cancelled, I think you can keep the 'dream alive' by offering Bloke-Stock...
*Ms. Bloke can do her Janis Joplin impersonation by singing 'Me and Elvis (well, it is Tennessee) McGee'...
*You can do your Jimmy Hendrix impersonation by pouring lighter fluid on your Thor and lighting it...
*No acid in the koolaid but some liquid from a still...

....the possibilities are endless... :mrgreen:
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