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Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:44 pm
by Three Valves
rodmathews wrote:Is there an age limit? I got old all of a sudden.
Mine sorta crept up on me...

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:46 pm
by Tuboxchef
This is officially the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Joe, you cray cray.

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:19 pm
by johnmckevitt
WOuld I be using the Chainsaw to modify instruments or as a Back Track to PLay Tuba Duets?
Throw in a case of Red Man and Jack Daniels and I'm yours.

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:42 am
by tubapix
Can one get Bloke community service hours? You do have your own commune right?

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:20 pm
by kma1281
Is there a blokePlace method book that covers the proper filling of washes available for purchase and, if yes, will it include a daily routine for the chainsaw? I wanna be sure I know what I'm doin' before I send an app in. Also, if we don't redeem any lesson credit that we accumulate from the filling of said washes, can we earn points towards a blokepiece? I truly believe that the secret to de-fuzzing my sound is hiding, not in the vast realm of knowledge that you possess which I do not, but rather somewhere in that plastic cabinet of yours. *drools*

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:39 pm
by Mark
I'd be glad to sit on the porch, in the shade, and sip ice tea. I would be willing to do a little supervising as long as i don't have to get up. You will fly me out at your expense, of course.

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:51 pm
by TheTuba
can I join for fun?

Dont want to do work though.........

;)
-Raghul

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:34 am
by Three Valves
But the work IS The fun!!

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:13 pm
by TheTuba
How much money??

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:40 pm
by TheTuba
my life savings good?

(5 bucks)

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:12 pm
by Leto Cruise
I request to have this thread locked on grounds of it being a troll thread unlike OFFICIAL LIST

kgo :twisted:

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:47 pm
by TheTuba
Three Valves wrote:I had it all wrong...

I will now explore opening the Three Valve Prepatory Academy for BP and U of C rejects!!

Will this challenge the BlokePlace academy for tuba-shaped players?

stay tuned for more..........


Actually speaking, bloke would you EVER consider doing this?

and if you can can I join after high school?

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 7:39 am
by Three Valves
bloke wrote: The tuition cost - for one question submitted from you, and one reply from one of our professors - is $1000 ...
You told me that was just the application fee. :(

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:27 pm
by Patrase
I am in Australia and would like to take the correspondence course. Do I get a discount or recognition of prior learning- I just won the New South Wales State solos High tuba (F or Eb tuba) using a Blokepeice Solo. Sure my only other competitor scratched, but I still won.

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:03 pm
by tofu
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Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:44 pm
by TheTuba
bloke wrote:
tofu wrote:Could you give us some statistics about graduation and employment rates of blokePlace graduates?

What kind of fraudulent student loans does blokePlace offer to students to eventually default on?

Does blokePlace U participate in & meet the nutrition standards of the Feds Summer Food Service Program (SFSP) providing free breakfast and lunch to students?

Can you send us a 4-color glossy brochure?
yeah...You come up with the front-end dough that is required, and we'll find a way to supply all o' that $h!t, just like all of the other top-echelon schools. Oh..and our brochure - just like the others, will feature one white female, one black male, and one Asian female...playing chess 'n' stuff.
Can I be on the brochure?
The"thinks he's black enough"Tuba

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:11 am
by TheTuba
Sorry bloke, but touring the world with Roger Bobo sounds better.
The"less work makes for a bigger belly"Tuba

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:17 pm
by Three Valves
TheTuba wrote: Can I be on the brochure?
The"thinks he's black enough"Tuba
For Blokepace, I suspect yes,

For Harvard, NO!! :tuba:

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 1:50 pm
by Three Valves
Entomology is a good “fall back” major as well!!

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Posted: Sat May 04, 2019 5:20 pm
by bisontuba
With the 50th anniversary of Woodstock being cancelled, I think you can keep the 'dream alive' by offering Bloke-Stock...
*Ms. Bloke can do her Janis Joplin impersonation by singing 'Me and Elvis (well, it is Tennessee) McGee'...
*You can do your Jimmy Hendrix impersonation by pouring lighter fluid on your Thor and lighting it...
*No acid in the koolaid but some liquid from a still...

....the possibilities are endless... :mrgreen: