accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Announcements for Auditions, competitions, and the results
Three Valves
6 valves
6 valves
Posts: 4230
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2015 9:44 am
Location: With my fellow Thought Criminals

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by Three Valves »

I had it all wrong...

I will now explore opening the Three Valve Prepatory Academy for BP and U of C rejects!!
I am committed to the advancement of civil rights, minus the Marxist intimidation and thuggery of BLM.
User avatar
anonymous4
bugler
bugler
Posts: 169
Joined: Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:24 am

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by anonymous4 »

I can never tell what's legit and what's a parody around here. The TubeNet trolls are really good at their job. Is bloke really having a bunch of people over to his house, or is this whole post his attempt to make fun of all the people who use this forum for recruiting?

I mean, until about a month ago, I thought his mouthpieces were an elaborate hoax.
pineapple-power
lurker
lurker
Posts: 10
Joined: Thu Dec 03, 2015 6:27 pm

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by pineapple-power »

anonymous4 wrote:I can never tell what's legit and what's a parody around here. The TubeNet trolls are really good at their job. Is bloke really having a bunch of people over to his house, or is this whole post his attempt to make fun of all the people who use this forum for recruiting?

I mean, until about a month ago, I thought his mouthpieces were an elaborate hoax.

Pretty sure this thread is a parody, but it's a hilarious one at that.

If I'm mistaken, though, bloke should be expecting my application any minute.

EDIT: Wait, those mouthpieces are real?? Image
Three Valves
6 valves
6 valves
Posts: 4230
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2015 9:44 am
Location: With my fellow Thought Criminals

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by Three Valves »

There goes the "no fraternization" policy at blokePlace!!
I am committed to the advancement of civil rights, minus the Marxist intimidation and thuggery of BLM.
User avatar
bisontuba
6 valves
6 valves
Posts: 4230
Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2004 8:55 am
Location: Bottom of Lake Erie

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by bisontuba »

bloke wrote:We are very pleased to announce that the BAA (blokePlace Alumni Association) is funding
1 loaf of white bread, 1 two-lb. bag of rice, and a 1 lb. jar of peanut butter (per week!) for each participant.

Image
Didn't I see the above debating on CNN this week? 8)
User avatar
gwwilk
3 valves
3 valves
Posts: 448
Joined: Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:06 am
Location: Lincoln, NE

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by gwwilk »

Three Valves wrote: There are only so many ponies.
If the greed-head 1%s hoard all the ponies for themselves, there will be none for the rest of us.
Global ecological catastrophe and terrorism will follow as the only logical outcome to the unfairness.
:tuba:
If you're serious, you've swallowed the inherently violent politics of envy and greed, i.e. what's yours is mine, hook line and sinker. If you're curious enough to read it through, THIS could help set you straight.
Jerry Wilkins
gwwilk@gmail.com
Image
Three Valves
6 valves
6 valves
Posts: 4230
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2015 9:44 am
Location: With my fellow Thought Criminals

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by Three Valves »

gwwilk wrote:
If you're serious...
I was seriously mocking the inherently violent politics of envy and greed, Brother!!
I am committed to the advancement of civil rights, minus the Marxist intimidation and thuggery of BLM.
User avatar
gwwilk
3 valves
3 valves
Posts: 448
Joined: Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:06 am
Location: Lincoln, NE

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by gwwilk »

Three Valves wrote:
gwwilk wrote:
If you're serious...
I was seriously mocking the inherently violent politics of envy and greed, Brother!!
Gotcha!!! (The little Devil might have helped make your point? :twisted: ) Sorry I misread you, especially since we're apparently in substantial agreement here. :tuba:
Jerry Wilkins
gwwilk@gmail.com
Image
Oldschooltuba
bugler
bugler
Posts: 143
Joined: Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:37 pm

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by Oldschooltuba »

Didn't Mrs. Bloke file charges of possible sexual harassment? :)
Eric Hunter
http://www.tubaforum.net/index.php" target="_blank
186CC 5U (gone)
Rudy Meinl 5/4 CC (gone)
Silver CC Piggy (gone)
Meinl Weston F Model 45 (Gone)
B&S 5/4 CC Prototype
Yamaha 822F
York 6/4 CC (yes a real York BAT)
tofu
5 valves
5 valves
Posts: 1993
Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:59 pm
Location: One toke over the line...

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by tofu »

Oldschooltuba wrote:Didn't Mrs. Bloke file charges of possible sexual harassment? :)
I believe it was the former participants pictured below who have come forth with complaints of harassment.

They also levied the charge of not getting a samich. :shock:
bloke wrote:We are very pleased to announce that the BAA (blokePlace Alumni Association) is funding
1 loaf of white bread, 1 two-lb. bag of rice, and a 1 lb. jar of peanut butter (per week!) for each participant.

Image
rodmathews
bugler
bugler
Posts: 143
Joined: Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:17 pm
Location: Pebble Beach, CA

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by rodmathews »

Is there an age limit? I got old all of a sudden.
Three Valves
6 valves
6 valves
Posts: 4230
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2015 9:44 am
Location: With my fellow Thought Criminals

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by Three Valves »

rodmathews wrote:Is there an age limit? I got old all of a sudden.
Mine sorta crept up on me...
I am committed to the advancement of civil rights, minus the Marxist intimidation and thuggery of BLM.
User avatar
Tuboxchef
bugler
bugler
Posts: 79
Joined: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:31 pm
Location: NJ/NY region
Contact:

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by Tuboxchef »

This is officially the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Joe, you cray cray.
Derek Fenstermacher

Saint Louis Symphony Orchestra
New Jersey Symphony Orchestra
Albany Symphony Orchestra

Montclair State University
Bard College
Sotto Voce Quartet


http://www.dftuba.com" target="_blank" target="_blank" target="_blank
johnmckevitt
bugler
bugler
Posts: 52
Joined: Sun Oct 20, 2013 9:19 am

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by johnmckevitt »

WOuld I be using the Chainsaw to modify instruments or as a Back Track to PLay Tuba Duets?
Throw in a case of Red Man and Jack Daniels and I'm yours.
User avatar
tubapix
bugler
bugler
Posts: 177
Joined: Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:59 pm

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by tubapix »

Can one get Bloke community service hours? You do have your own commune right?
1989 Yamaha YBB 641 (4R)
1938 King 1236 Symphony Eb (4P) w/Monster Bell
1927 Buescher Eb Tuba
1940 Pan American 58C Eb Alto Horn
kma1281
lurker
lurker
Posts: 1
Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2018 3:13 pm

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by kma1281 »

Is there a blokePlace method book that covers the proper filling of washes available for purchase and, if yes, will it include a daily routine for the chainsaw? I wanna be sure I know what I'm doin' before I send an app in. Also, if we don't redeem any lesson credit that we accumulate from the filling of said washes, can we earn points towards a blokepiece? I truly believe that the secret to de-fuzzing my sound is hiding, not in the vast realm of knowledge that you possess which I do not, but rather somewhere in that plastic cabinet of yours. *drools*
Mark

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by Mark »

I'd be glad to sit on the porch, in the shade, and sip ice tea. I would be willing to do a little supervising as long as i don't have to get up. You will fly me out at your expense, of course.
TheTuba
3 valves
3 valves
Posts: 367
Joined: Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:02 pm

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by TheTuba »

can I join for fun?

Dont want to do work though.........

;)
-Raghul
I would put a good signature here, but i dont have one, so this will make do.
Three Valves
6 valves
6 valves
Posts: 4230
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2015 9:44 am
Location: With my fellow Thought Criminals

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by Three Valves »

But the work IS The fun!!
I am committed to the advancement of civil rights, minus the Marxist intimidation and thuggery of BLM.
TheTuba
3 valves
3 valves
Posts: 367
Joined: Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:02 pm

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

Post by TheTuba »

How much money??
I would put a good signature here, but i dont have one, so this will make do.
Post Reply