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Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 11:39 pm
by Mark
I'd be glad to sit on the porch, in the shade, and sip ice tea. I would be willing to do a little supervising as long as i don't have to get up. You will fly me out at your expense, of course.

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:31 am
by bloke
Mark wrote:I'd be glad to sit on the porch, in the shade, and sip ice tea. I would be willing to do a little supervising as long as i don't have to get up. You will fly me out at your expense, of course.


We do what we can to comply with the Equal Educational Opportunities Act. :arrow: Just don't forget to include your non-refundable Application Fee...

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 12:11 pm
by bloke
...and also don't forget your lyme disease vaccination.
You're of little use to ̶u̶s̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶m̶p̶-̶p̶u̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶e̶n̶c̶e̶-̶r̶u̶n̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ yourself to advance your professional tuba career, if you're sick.

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:15 pm
by bloke
now additionally offering a highly non-accredited certificate in Mastery of Music in Cimbasso.

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:51 pm
by TheTuba
can I join for fun?

Dont want to do work though.........

;)
-Raghul

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:34 am
by Three Valves
But the work IS The fun!!

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:06 am
by bloke
sorry...

Just as with other schools, the core curriculum - as well as the tuition - are mandatory.

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 9:13 pm
by TheTuba
How much money??

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:08 am
by bloke
How much you got ? :?

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:40 pm
by TheTuba
my life savings good?

(5 bucks)

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 8:31 am
by Stryk
Had I found a deal like this when I was in college, I would have jumped on it! What could beat having a place to sleep, learning to play better, learning repair, and hanging around with a pro for a summer? From what I hear, they eat pretty well at Blokeplace, too. I'm sure they would share some leftovers.

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 7:12 pm
by Leto Cruise
I request to have this thread locked on grounds of it being a troll thread unlike OFFICIAL LIST

kgo :twisted:

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 8:47 pm
by TheTuba
Three Valves wrote:I had it all wrong...

I will now explore opening the Three Valve Prepatory Academy for BP and U of C rejects!!



Will this challenge the BlokePlace academy for tuba-shaped players?

stay tuned for more..........


Actually speaking, bloke would you EVER consider doing this?

and if you can can I join after high school?

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 6:17 pm
by bloke
Due to overwhelming demand, we are now offering (yes!) a correspondence course. :shock:

The tuition cost - for one question submitted from you, and one reply from one of our professors - is $1000 ...a bargain at twenty times the price :mrgreen: . Further, the course can be taken as many times as desired. 8)

The title of this newly-offered correspondence course is:

"Is this idea for an instrument - to have the Chinese make for me to sell - a good idea, or it is a bad idea? - 101"

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 7:39 am
by Three Valves
bloke wrote:The tuition cost - for one question submitted from you, and one reply from one of our professors - is $1000 ...


You told me that was just the application fee. :(

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 7:05 pm
by bloke
Three Valves wrote:
bloke wrote:The tuition cost - for one question submitted from you, and one reply from one of our professors - is $1000 ...


You told me that was just the application fee. :(


That is the application fee to study ON CAMPUS.

...Some folks just lack attention to detail... :roll:

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:27 pm
by Patrase
I am in Australia and would like to take the correspondence course. Do I get a discount or recognition of prior learning- I just won the New South Wales State solos High tuba (F or Eb tuba) using a Blokepeice Solo. Sure my only other competitor scratched, but I still won.

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:40 pm
by bloke
It is possible to study at blokeplace via correspondence...
The tuition is extremely high, though, and the course of study is extremely abbreviated.

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:03 pm
by tofu
Could you give us some statistics about graduation and employment rates of blokePlace graduates?

What kind of fraudulent student loans does blokePlace offer to students to eventually default on?

Does blokePlace U participate in & meet the nutrition standards of the Feds Summer Food Service Program (SFSP) providing free breakfast and lunch to students?

Can you send us a 4-color glossy brochure?

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:06 pm
by bloke
tofu wrote:Could you give us some statistics about graduation and employment rates of blokePlace graduates?

What kind of fraudulent student loans does blokePlace offer to students to eventually default on?

Does blokePlace U participate in & meet the nutrition standards of the Feds Summer Food Service Program (SFSP) providing free breakfast and lunch to students?

Can you send us a 4-color glossy brochure?


yeah...You come up with the front-end dough that is required, and we'll find a way to supply all o' that $h!t, just like all of the other top-echelon schools. Oh..and our brochure - just like the others, will feature one white female, one black male, and one Asian female...playing chess 'n' stuff.