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my life savings good?

(5 bucks)
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Three Valves wrote:I had it all wrong...

I will now explore opening the Three Valve Prepatory Academy for BP and U of C rejects!!

Will this challenge the BlokePlace academy for tuba-shaped players?

stay tuned for more..........


Actually speaking, bloke would you EVER consider doing this?

and if you can can I join after high school?
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bloke wrote: The tuition cost - for one question submitted from you, and one reply from one of our professors - is $1000 ...
You told me that was just the application fee. :(
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I am in Australia and would like to take the correspondence course. Do I get a discount or recognition of prior learning- I just won the New South Wales State solos High tuba (F or Eb tuba) using a Blokepeice Solo. Sure my only other competitor scratched, but I still won.
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Could you give us some statistics about graduation and employment rates of blokePlace graduates?

What kind of fraudulent student loans does blokePlace offer to students to eventually default on?

Does blokePlace U participate in & meet the nutrition standards of the Feds Summer Food Service Program (SFSP) providing free breakfast and lunch to students?

Can you send us a 4-color glossy brochure?
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bloke wrote:
tofu wrote:Could you give us some statistics about graduation and employment rates of blokePlace graduates?

What kind of fraudulent student loans does blokePlace offer to students to eventually default on?

Does blokePlace U participate in & meet the nutrition standards of the Feds Summer Food Service Program (SFSP) providing free breakfast and lunch to students?

Can you send us a 4-color glossy brochure?
yeah...You come up with the front-end dough that is required, and we'll find a way to supply all o' that $h!t, just like all of the other top-echelon schools. Oh..and our brochure - just like the others, will feature one white female, one black male, and one Asian female...playing chess 'n' stuff.
Can I be on the brochure?
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Sorry bloke, but touring the world with Roger Bobo sounds better.
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TheTuba wrote: Can I be on the brochure?
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For Blokepace, I suspect yes,

For Harvard, NO!! :tuba:
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Entomology is a good “fall back” major as well!!
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With the 50th anniversary of Woodstock being cancelled, I think you can keep the 'dream alive' by offering Bloke-Stock...
*Ms. Bloke can do her Janis Joplin impersonation by singing 'Me and Elvis (well, it is Tennessee) McGee'...
*You can do your Jimmy Hendrix impersonation by pouring lighter fluid on your Thor and lighting it...
*No acid in the koolaid but some liquid from a still...

....the possibilities are endless... :mrgreen:
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I see no mention of a safe room where one can pet a puppy, hug a teddy-bear, color with crayons, or even have a good cry after a hard day, then watching the evening news before bedtime.... or any time one would feel the urge !!!

I would also like to peruse the syllabi/syllabuses, (octopuses/octopi, stewardesses/stewardi, cactuses/cacti) for the listed courses of study.

Additionally, I need to examine the entrance exam prior to taking said entrance exam, and approve the grading rubric being used, so that I can decide if it's too hard for me to pass, and I reserve the right to have someone really smart to take the test on my behalf. And if I decide to take the test myself, I further reserve the right to have one of the athletic coaches alter my test score so as not to embarrass myself, my parents, or anyone else who thinks that my good looks..... or my mother's, automatically qualify me as being extremely intelligent.

Also, I need to be assured that there will be no removal from any classes and/or the school itself, should I have an immature and disruptive outburst in class..... whether it is intentional or accidental.

Is there a "parents weekend" whereby they..... my parents, can come visit me and view my accomplishments?..... complete with banquet and awards ceremony?

And finally, to whom do my parents write the check for preferential entrance and altered placement assistance, no matter my test scores and/or lack of experience, or prior high school participation in any activities remotely relating to my field of endeavor, or college and state sanctioned organized athletics programs?

***Please find attached to my application, the business card of my personal attorney. File it in an appropriate place so you may reference it should you feel the need or desire to reprimand me for any reason.
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It’s always the underprivileged that suffer most!! :cry:
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Is that State Pen or Penn State? I'm unfamiliar with both....
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