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Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:44 pm
by TheTuba
bloke wrote:
tofu wrote:Could you give us some statistics about graduation and employment rates of blokePlace graduates?

What kind of fraudulent student loans does blokePlace offer to students to eventually default on?

Does blokePlace U participate in & meet the nutrition standards of the Feds Summer Food Service Program (SFSP) providing free breakfast and lunch to students?

Can you send us a 4-color glossy brochure?


yeah...You come up with the front-end dough that is required, and we'll find a way to supply all o' that $h!t, just like all of the other top-echelon schools. Oh..and our brochure - just like the others, will feature one white female, one black male, and one Asian female...playing chess 'n' stuff.


Can I be on the brochure?
The"thinks he's black enough"Tuba

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:28 pm
by bloke
' sorry...The brochure has already been printed, but your application fee would be welcomed.

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 6:11 am
by TheTuba
Sorry bloke, but touring the world with Roger Bobo sounds better.
The"less work makes for a bigger belly"Tuba

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:37 am
by bloke
We are offering a special WINTER tuition for our boarding school this year.

The conditions being that accepted enrollees
- bring their own tents
- bring their own cases of Spam

Suggestion:
UNLIKE what (against our sage advice) the Berlin Philharmonic's principal horn player did here once (REALLY...NOT made up)
- do NOT stake your tent the night that a huge storm is coming, and
- do NOT stake your tent directly in the spillway of the pond

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 6:17 pm
by Three Valves
TheTuba wrote:Can I be on the brochure?
The"thinks he's black enough"Tuba


For Blokepace, I suspect yes,

For Harvard, NO!! :tuba:

Re: accepting applications for summer studies at blokePlace

PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:49 pm
by bloke
Three Valves wrote:
TheTuba wrote:Can I be on the brochure?
The"thinks he's black enough"Tuba


For Blokepace, I suspect yes,

For Harvard, NO!! :tuba:


Soon, I suspect, Harvard may be looking for people a bit more along these lines to model for their printed material:
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bloke "current events"