Hey! Stop makin' fun of tuba players!

David Richoux · Post by **David Richoux** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:48 am

A tuba player's brain.

jamsav · Post by **jamsav** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:01 am

almost wish I had a problem with this....very funny

The Big Ben · Post by **The Big Ben** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:01 am

What about the part of the brain that counts the bars of rest? Can't play a tuba in a band without that!

jonesbrass · Post by **jonesbrass** » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:02 pm

The Big Ben wrote:What about the part of the brain that counts the bars of rest? Can't play a tuba in a band without that!

What about the part that mis-counts bars of rest and looks for the trombone section's entrance?

SousaWarrior9 · Post by **SousaWarrior9** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:59 am

What scares me is how accurate it is...

ken k · Post by **ken k** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:25 am

tone deaf comics is a funny page. if you have not been there check itout...funny stuff....
ken k

Dutchtown Sousa · Post by **Dutchtown Sousa** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:12 pm

If you haven't already, you mus look at this: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tuba" target="_blank

rodgeman · Post by **rodgeman** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:59 am

Dutchtown Sousa wrote:If you haven't already, you mus look at this: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tuba" target="_blank" target="_blank

That is great - I must get Russian Dwarf Hamsters.

Dutchtown Sousa · Post by **Dutchtown Sousa** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:56 pm

Well in relation to the diagram of the brain, the head judge for our LGPE was a tuba player and all he did was praise the tubas and trombones for sounding great and most of his complaints were against the trumpets. Totally fits everything I know about how tuba players think

David Richoux · Post by **David Richoux** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:40 pm

Dutchtown Sousa wrote:If you haven't already, you mus look at this: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tuba" target="_blank" target="_blank" target="_blank" target="_blank" target="_blank

I had seen that before, but I recently found this tidbit of knowledge in a book:

Rev. 8:2; "And I saw the seven angels which stood before God and to them were given seven trumpets."

What does this mean? Firstly, "trumpets" refer to the "thunder tubes" that were used by the high priests at the altars to fool those who were there to sacrifice into thinking that they were talking directly to god. This was because the trumpets were used like megaphones to make the voice resound with 'authority' as the voice of a god would sound in the minds and imagination of those who were kept in ignorance of all of these things.

(I can cite the book in PM - don't want to put the title on list

And we all know "trumpets" were originally called "Tubes" in those days... so Tubas are the "Voice of god!"

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