A Build Off?

John Caves · Post by **John Caves** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 9:20 pm

How about a "Great American B.A.T. Build-off". Between Dan, Matt,Bloke and Lee, the envelope should expanded to it's limit... coverage by A&E, TLC, or/and Discovery networks. Narration and color commentary by Rick Denney?

If it can be done with motorcycles, why not tubas?

What does everyone think?

Kevin Hendrick · Post by **Kevin Hendrick** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 9:29 pm

Sounds great to me!

JayW · Post by **JayW** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:34 pm

I am liking that idea...... but only if we can have at least one father/son team who can argue constantly

a flaming lacquer job??

a chrome plated tuba?

hmmm the possibilities

Or how about having "Monster B.A.T." and you could have all those guys work together to build one......who would be a good host/leader though ?

John Caves · Post by **John Caves** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:54 pm

Doesn't Bloke have a son to help build? Or take out the trash?

Can he grow a nasty looking mustache?

KarlMarx · Post by **KarlMarx** » Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:40 pm

JosÃ©, cum keeping high het Schwarze underpants senza elastigum?

Carolus Spurnigummius

tubarnak · Post by **tubarnak** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:53 pm

Awesome idea!
Where can I get the T-shirt?
I know I'm a little far but a friend of mine has designed a tubabell-adapted flame thrower. We'll be glad to sponsor that!

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:23 pm

Bloke, you have now gone lower than I would have ever expected of you. Now that I am now completely grossed out....what more can be said?
I wasn't expecting a full moon tonight. And certainly, I didn't expect two of them.

Uncle Buck · Post by **Uncle Buck** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:41 pm

JayW wrote:
a chrome plated tuba?

hmmm the possibilities

Too late, already been done for lots of tubas being sold from India on ebay.

Joe Baker · Post by **Joe Baker** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:45 pm

Or how 'bout

Dude -- Pimp My TUBA!!

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Joe Baker, who thinks this would be more fun, starting with a junker and scabbin' on extra valves, new leadpipes, etc.

tubarnak · Post by **tubarnak** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:49 pm

Can't find a spot for the plasma screen

TubaRay · Post by **TubaRay** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:17 pm

bloke wrote: Maybe:
"Move over to the couch and finish watching the 'Fear Factor' episode where the bikini-clad girl lies down in a tub of leeches while eating cockroaches." ?

Good point! For me, though, anything that involves a bikini-clad girl is unlikely to be too unpleasant.

Joe Baker · Post by **Joe Baker** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:23 pm

tubarnak wrote:Can't find a spot for the plasma screen

Shoot, that's the easy part! A flipdown job on the back of the bell! Display the music on the right, the Simpson's on the left (for those long rests...)

Or, for Ray, here's a bikini girl:

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Joe Baker, who doesn't know what Ray sees in her, but...

Charlie Goodman · Post by **Charlie Goodman** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:25 pm

The pimp my tuba thing would be sweet, just keep it away from the West Coast Customs guys, they'd take out the valveset and put in a DVD player.

tubarnak · Post by **tubarnak** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:30 pm

What does a sousa with a 350 V8 look like

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