John Phillip Sousa/tuba section

[Ken Herrick]

Let's see - how does that song go????????? Oh how I wish I was in Peoria.............

Actually would be nice right now as I'd be able to visit the family for Thanksgiving. Haven't seen any of them since 94 and probably never will get the chance again.

Was it WC Fields who said he entered a contest once where the First Prize was a night in Peoria, Second Prize was a week in Peoria, etc.?

Actually a nice place as long as the Illinois River isn't in flood.

[roughrider]

I think that quote by W.C.Fields could be changed by substituting the name of practically any city where he thought it was less than acceptable. This coming from the man who said "I will never drink water because fish XXXXX in it"

[Ken Herrick]

THE REAL PROBLEM with drinking water is not what the fish do in it but what the water does to your body. Excess water dilutes the alcohol stream and you get too much blood in it. Germs live in blood. Germs die in alcohol. Too many germs in your circulatory system :-!!! - you get sick and die. It's that bloody simple.

Course WC never let alcohol touch his lips.

Open wide - say aaaaaaaaaahhhhh - down the hatch as in OVER the lips, over the gums, watch out stomach - here it comes.

Elixir!!!