Euphonium Jokes
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fenne1ca
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Re: Euphonium Jokes
"... so I says to 'im, I says ' Euphonium? I barely know 'em!"
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Bob Kolada
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Re: Euphonium Jokes
euphomate wrote:While warming up my euphonium before band rehearsal started, I said to the ensemble's baritone sax player "You call that thing a saxophone?" He replied "You call that thing a tuba?" Well anyway, I thought it was funny. Certainly shut me up.
I call the former "sir"; others call the latter "what?".
Never mess with a bari sax player, they have big cases and an unusual level of toughness compared to their smaller comrades!
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thattubaguy
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Re: Euphonium Jokes
Want to here a joke? Ok, here it goes..
Euphonium.
Euphonium.
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-1thattubaguy wrote:Want to here a joke? Ok, here it goes..
Euphonium.
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MSchott
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Not nice. Don't be a tool dude.thattubaguy wrote:Want to here a joke? Ok, here it goes..
Euphonium.
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Re: Euphonium Jokes
In another forum there was a request for a repeat of this one:
http://www.chisham.com/tips/bbs/jul2001 ... 61604.html
http://www.chisham.com/tips/bbs/jul2001 ... 61604.html
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So, I got my Bachelors in Euphonium Performance....
Will Hess
Euphonium Instructor
Loyola University - New Orleans
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Euphonium Instructor
Loyola University - New Orleans
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euphoni wrote:So, I got my Bachelors in Euphonium Performance....
... and didn't make it through boot camp...
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?