Euphonium Jokes

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"... so I says to 'im, I says ' Euphonium? I barely know 'em!"
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euphomate wrote:While warming up my euphonium before band rehearsal started, I said to the ensemble's baritone sax player "You call that thing a saxophone?" He replied "You call that thing a tuba?" Well anyway, I thought it was funny. Certainly shut me up.

I call the former "sir"; others call the latter "what?". :mrgreen:
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Want to here a joke? Ok, here it goes..

Euphonium.
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thattubaguy wrote:Want to here a joke? Ok, here it goes..

Euphonium.
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thattubaguy wrote:Want to here a joke? Ok, here it goes..

Euphonium.
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In another forum there was a request for a repeat of this one:

http://www.chisham.com/tips/bbs/jul2001 ... 61604.html
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So, I got my Bachelors in Euphonium Performance....
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euphoni wrote:So, I got my Bachelors in Euphonium Performance....

... and didn't make it through boot camp...
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