What equipment does Carol Jantsch use?

[Rick Denney]

Why would it be bad for a girl to play flute if it's sissy? I mean.. isn't that the point?

That was her question.

Rick "offering no explanations" Denney

[TubaRay]

Why would it be bad for a girl to play flute if it's sissy? I mean.. isn't that the point?

That was her question.
Rick "offering no explanations" Denney

I'd take this a step further. I much prefer girls/ladies who are at least a little bit sissy.

[Rick Denney]

I'd take this a step further. I much prefer girls/ladies who are at least a little bit sissy.

Me, too.

When we were dating, she mentioned to me that she needed a new car. Since she sold chemicals at the time, I suggested a small pickup truck so her samples would not find their way into the air she had to breathe all day. She looked at me and said, "I can't drive a truck. I'm a girl."

Rick "blessed beyond deserving" Denney

[TubaRay]

I'd take this a step further. I much prefer girls/ladies who are at least a little bit sissy.

Me, too.

When we were dating, she mentioned to me that she needed a new car. Since she sold chemicals at the time, I suggested a small pickup truck so her samples would not find their way into the air she had to breathe all day. She looked at me and said, "I can't drive a truck. I'm a girl."

Rick "blessed beyond deserving" Denney

That's my kind of girl. And you are "blessed beyond deserving," as am I.

[MartyNeilan]

I'm going out on a date with a band teacher Friday night. She thinks my equipment is just fine.

I didn't think most band directors wanted 3/4 sized equipment anymore?!?!

[Kevin Hendrick]

But everyone knows the proposals are in jest, because tuba players only marry flute players.

Actually, I'm marrying a sax player. Where did I go wrong?!!
Ralph

You might want to contemplate that one for quite a while, Ralph. This might qualify for the "Unnatural Acts" category.

Actually, it might work out OK (if they don't mind their progeny growing up to be ophicleide players -- or was that what you were referring to? ) ...

The combination you really want to avoid is sax and violin(s)!

[TubaRay]

Man, i can't even imagine what it must be like to have people start a 7 page thread over what horns I play..... damn that must be either really flattering or incredibly awkward and wierd.

Or both!

[pulseczar]

So who is this Carol Jantsch?



I heard she obtained world peace just by playing her tuba (see Bill and Ted)

[Tubaryan12]

So who is this Carol Jantsch?

Let's just save time and add in our favorite lines from the "Who is Bloke" thread (changing the gender, of course). I'll start.

To paraphrase the elephant:

Did she abscond with the church funds? Run off with a senator's husband? I like to think she killed a man. It's the Romantic in me.

[iiipopes]

I'll, be home, for Christmas....

[TexTuba]

Who indeed?

Carol Jantsch's tears cure cancer. Too bad she has never cried.
Carol Jantsch can slam revolving doors.
Carol Jantsch can divide by zero.
When Carol Jantsch exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Superman owns a pair of Carol Jantsch pajamas.
Water boils faster when Carol Jantsch watches it.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... the only thing fear has to fear is Carol Jantsch.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Carol Jantsch, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
If you can see Carol Jantsch, she can see you. If you can't see Carol Jantsch, you may be only seconds from death.

So that's pretty much the whole Chuck Norris joke, but it's still funny!!!

Ralph