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Hey Yoda???
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:09 am
by Haugan
I've been "planning an event" for 33 years. Seems things got a little "out of hand". In a GOOD way. I feel like I've changed the world and realized a lifelong dream. Am I going INSANE again????? How can I best THANK my teacher before it's too late? It was all about him in the first place, and I don't think he realizes how WELL he taught his Student. OR DOES he? If he doesn't, I might have felt like my whole life was wasted.....even though I KNOW it WASN"T.......I just need some SIGN from him, so he knows how MUCH difference one person can make. And that HE's that person. I'm SOOO weary, I just need to rest, but something keeps me going, and going, and going. I! want to have fun too. Maybe Gene Autry just gave me the answer. pending: "Bobby built a tuba" lyrics nearly complete.....I look forward to tomorrow. Tell DAN & BOB that we gotta meet. Chester knows why, but I feel like nobody else does I want to share with them what we all did TOGETHER. Sometimes I feel like I'll NEVER get a day off.Gnight.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:27 pm
by Joe Baker
Pssst. The goose flies at midnight. It is unseasonably cold for this time of year. My Edsel is in the shop.
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Joe Baker, who will have whatever Haugan is drinking.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:52 pm
by Mark
Joe Baker wrote:Pssst. The goose flies at midnight. It is unseasonably cold for this time of year. My Edsel is in the shop.
Alas, my typewriter has no ribbon!
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:50 pm
by Kevin Hendrick
Mark wrote:Joe Baker wrote:Pssst. The goose flies at midnight. It is unseasonably cold for this time of year. My Edsel is in the shop.
Alas, my typewriter has no ribbon!
My hovercraft is full of eels!
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:10 pm
by Chuck(G)
Ilmatyynyalukseni on täynnä ankeriaita.
I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:14 pm
by Kevin Hendrick
"Johnny Brown-Note"? (or is that redundant?)
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:18 pm
by Joe Baker
Kevin Hendrick wrote:Mark wrote:Joe Baker wrote:Pssst. The goose flies at midnight. It is unseasonably cold for this time of year. My Edsel is in the shop.
Alas, my typewriter has no ribbon!
My hovercraft is full of eels!
I weeeell not buy this
tobacconist.
EEEET is scratched.
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Joe "Do you waaaaant ... do you waaaaaant ... to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?" Baker
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:41 am
by windshieldbug
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!