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FREE TUBAS (get 'em while they're hot)

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:06 pm
by LoyalTubist

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:44 pm
by LoyalTubist
Aw, come on.... It's FREE!!!

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:37 pm
by Alex C
Yeah, but nobody would believe it if they offered a Rudy.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:44 pm
by windshieldbug
Now, why wouldn't I want a Rudy Tristar Cb tuba?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:27 pm
by Kevin Hendrick
LoyalTubist wrote:Aw, come on.... It's FREE!!!
So are STDs, and I don't want one of those, either! :P

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:32 pm
by Albertibass
Yeah, but nobody would believe it if they offered a Rudy.
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i believe that is called prostitution :!:

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:27 pm
by tubatooter1940
I got a free car once, and a free van. I got a playable tuba for $10 U.S..
I would like a free tuba. Odds are it would play as well or better than that $10 p.o.c. Soviet tuba I got in Siberia.
I just hate to deal with those clowns who run the adds and have an agenda with all the little details that drive me crazy. :twisted:

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 11:31 pm
by LoyalTubist
schlepporello wrote:It's a gimmick!
Read the fine print, they're phishin' fer a sucker!
Look, there's no gimmick. All you have to do is the the followng:

• Join the Gevalia Coffee Club

• Buy three silk neckties for $45 each

• Join the Disney DVD Club

• Buy an Entertainment Book of Coupons

• Get a Discover Card

• Pay off student loans with the help of a special broker

• Buy another Enteratainment Book for another community

• Join the Beer of the Month Club

• Get a Visa Card

• Buy a George Foreman grill

• Buy $200 worth of Omaha Steaks

• Get your credit repaired

• Buy a term life insurance policy

• Change your car insurance

• Get a MasterCard

• Buy a Dell computer

• Join the Columbia Movie Club

• Join the Wine of the Month Club

• Buy an iPod

• Join the Quality Paperback Book Club

...I have only begun the amazing offers. The more you buy, the sooner you get your tuba.