Famous Quotes About Tubas
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Famous Quotes About Tubas
"If a man's crazy just because he plays the tuba, then somebody'd better look into it, because there are a lot of tuba players running around loose. 'Course, I don't see any harm in it. I play mine whenever I want to concentrate."
Gary Cooper as Longfellow Deeds in Frank Capra's 1936 movie, Mr. Deeds Goes to Town.
Any other famous quotes about tubas?
Gary Cooper as Longfellow Deeds in Frank Capra's 1936 movie, Mr. Deeds Goes to Town.
Any other famous quotes about tubas?
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"You tubas suck!"--Teddy Jo Newberry(from my sixth grade band class)
OK, so it's not a famous quote, but you should have seen Teddy Jo. When I looked at her, I might have believed just about anything.
OK. OK. So she wasn't really in my band class. I made it all up. But you still should have seen Teddy Jo.
OK, so it's not a famous quote, but you should have seen Teddy Jo. When I looked at her, I might have believed just about anything.
OK. OK. So she wasn't really in my band class. I made it all up. But you still should have seen Teddy Jo.
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Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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"A man must practice day and night to learn to play the tuba right
Its full of different valves and keys and other strange complexities
But when he's mastered it, alas
It soulds like an elephant with stomach gas"
As best as I can remember it from a MAD magazine of about 15-20 years ago. There were poems about a half dozen instruments in one segment. A handdrawn rotary tuba was next to it, hence the complexity part.
Its full of different valves and keys and other strange complexities
But when he's mastered it, alas
It soulds like an elephant with stomach gas"
As best as I can remember it from a MAD magazine of about 15-20 years ago. There were poems about a half dozen instruments in one segment. A handdrawn rotary tuba was next to it, hence the complexity part.
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From a Marine Band rehearsal long, long ago... the rehearsal is underway, and ahead of schedule, and Col. Bourgeois is ready to move on to the next piece.
Col. B: "Are we ready?
Band member: "Sir, the euphoniums aren't back yet."
Col. B: "Somebody call the euphoniums."
Jim Dickey, asst. principal oboe: (Stands up) "Soo-EEEEEEE!"
Col. B: "Are we ready?
Band member: "Sir, the euphoniums aren't back yet."
Col. B: "Somebody call the euphoniums."
Jim Dickey, asst. principal oboe: (Stands up) "Soo-EEEEEEE!"
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"Mr. Jackson, you are playing too loud and are covering up the dancers".
Charles Ansbacher to me at a rehearsal of the Nutcracker in November 1984 with the Colorado Springs Symphony. Charlie was a good guy, and he was dead serious. I played softer because I couldn't stop giggling.
Chuck"truth is stranger, and sometimes funnier, than fiction"Jackson
Charles Ansbacher to me at a rehearsal of the Nutcracker in November 1984 with the Colorado Springs Symphony. Charlie was a good guy, and he was dead serious. I played softer because I couldn't stop giggling.
Chuck"truth is stranger, and sometimes funnier, than fiction"Jackson
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