TubeNet

Four married blokes go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First bloke: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second bloke: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife I will a build new pool deck.

Third bloke: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise to remodel the kitchen."

They continue fishing then realize the fourth bloke hasn't said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said what you had to do to come fishing. What's the deal?"

Fourth bloke: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. It went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" She said, "Wear sun-block.

Joe S is very much alive and well. At least he was so a couple of days ago, when I talked with him on a business matter.

Joe and I happen to be fairly close friends, so some degree of discretion is mandatory. But I think it is appropriate to tell, that Joe is moving his business these days. I cannot be too precise, but on another brass list somebody told, that Joe was going out of business, which he asked me to tell publicly being a total lie.

He may give up his street front shop, but he still will be there doing superb repairs.

His phones and e-mail are perfectly active.

Klaus Smedegaard Bjerre

tuben wrote:Does the Betty Ford Clinic have a TubeNet addiction wing?

Treatment is comprised of listening to every Oboe & Viola concerto ever written....

I assume you're talking about the place that I've seen that you were moving into a month or so ago.

It's a nice place, I hope you get everything up and running soon.