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A boob job through the belly button? BJTTBB?

Sounds like (bigger boobs!) a job for (bigger boobs!) Mr. Subliminal. Who knows (bigger boobs!) what can be accomplished (bigger boobs!) through this method, regardless of (bigger boobs!) the size of you belly (bigger boobs!) button. No "Trans" needed!

I posted on this about a year ago. The link can be found here:
viewtopic.php?t=13502

What a great word! You can even drink it:

http://gotouring.com/razzledazzle/articles/tuba.htm

Yes, and when I surf for an instrument, I actually have to add the "-transumbilical" to screen them out. Then again, it might have some bearing, or baring, or application to the proposed calendar on another thread....