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The Definition of a 'Tuba', get a load of this...

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:40 pm
by jon112780

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:48 pm
by Tom Holtz
I stopped at #4.2

Re: The Definition of a 'Tuba', get a load of this...

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:50 pm
by tubaguy9
jon112780 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tuba

Look real hard at #7
I LOVED number 7...that's the best...

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:19 am
by LoyalTubist
Will anyone take credit for writing any of these?

:twisted:

:evil:

:shock:

:mrgreen:

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:18 am
by Pure Sound
"did you know hugh hefner played the tuba?".........So thats his secret! :lol:

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:43 am
by smurphius
Good old Heff... hmm, guess they really meant it, talking about that massage chair and all.

*cough*

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:12 am
by Dylan King
I have actually schmoozed with Mr Hefner on one occation back in my crazy days. I met him at a club called "Garden of Eden" at the intersection of La Brea and Hollywood Blvd. in Hollywood.

We spoke for a few minutes on a sofa full of beautiful gals, and I told him I played the tuba. That got him excited, and he said that he played the tuba in high school band. Then he told a few of his "girlfriends" to dance with me.

Yes, playing the tuba got me a dance with Playboy bunnies, and the dictionary entry is true.

I'm so glad I found the truth in Jesus. No more of that for me. Just tuba, music composition, and Bible study for me now. But anyone who ever says that playing the tuba is nerdy should just ask Hef!