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Would you ship a cello by FedEx Ground?

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:14 am
by Tom Holtz
I just watched a commercial on TV where a kid going to music camp in Canada ships his cello with FedEx Ground. The cello gets hung up in customs, and some gallant FedEx worker walks it through customs by hand so the little dipweed can get back to practicing.

I would so love to start ranting right now. It's like ten pounds of s#!+ in an eight-pound bag.

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:39 pm
by windshieldbug
Scooby Tuba wrote:For you 'bug...
No, not just me, but the entire western world in general.
I thought it was funny, though! :lol:

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:28 pm
by windshieldbug
You're right. They can't be trusted. Just our luck, a viola would make it through unharmed. :shock:

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:55 pm
by OldsRecording
You'd think that if the kid were going to music camp, somebody (preferably Mommy and Daddy) would bring him (and presumably the cello as well).

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:59 pm
by windshieldbug
Maybe to save on plane tickets (and time spent in homeland security lines, since customs is involved) the kid's in the box behind the 'cello...

Pudding pops?

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:00 pm
by Kevin Hendrick
OldsRecording wrote:You'd think that if the kid were going to music camp, somebody (preferably Mommy and Daddy) would bring him (and presumably the cello as well).
I would think so! After all, "there's always room ..." :wink:

Re: Pudding pops?

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:02 pm
by OldsRecording
Kevin Hendrick wrote:
OldsRecording wrote:You'd think that if the kid were going to music camp, somebody (preferably Mommy and Daddy) would bring him (and presumably the cello as well).
I would think so! After all, "there's always room ..." :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Thank you.

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:22 pm
by pierso20
i'm not even going to say anything.......if I had seen the commercial..............bah..... :cry:

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:45 pm
by pierso20
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:34 am
by LOTP
Serge is NOT the only viola player in this group! I play (poorly) a 6/4 viola (17 3/8"). A real problem getting decent strings to fit. Finally found a guy in Texas who gets acceptable extra-length strings from China at a reasonable price.

Paul.
Horn (F)
Tuba
K'bds
Viola
---and I recently bought an alto clarinet (!)

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:22 pm
by sloan
I have one question about the FedEx commercial: who screwed up the paperwork in the first place, causing the cello to be "hung up in Customs"?

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:26 pm
by windshieldbug
sloan wrote:I have one question about the FedEx commercial: who screwed up the paperwork in the first place, causing the cello to be "hung up in Customs"?
You misunderstood, good sir. Like most 'cellos, it was bragging, saying it was, "Hung, in customs" :shock: :D

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:45 pm
by OldsRecording
duckskiff wrote:
LOTP wrote: (17 3/8").
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

You must be as tall as Bob1062!
Would that qualify as a BAV?

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:56 pm
by windshieldbug
You may not trust 'em, but shipping your luggage may be a better choice than stowing it...

More than 1 million pieces of luggage lost, damaged or stolen May to July

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:10 pm
by sloan
andew the tuba player wrote:ok...Heres what id like to know...Whats so wrong with violas and cellos? :lol: I play BOTH (and a little bit of vilon). I love them. So, i make three so far. 8)
I'm of two minds: I'm opposed to sax and violins on TV, but there's always room for cello.

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:19 pm
by TubaingAgain
I wouldnt ship a box full of "Rubber Dog ****" UPS FED EX USPS. DHL baby

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:33 pm
by Tom Holtz
sloan wrote:I'm of two minds: I'm opposed to sax and violins on TV, but there's always room for cello.
:roll:

You've been waiting to post that since 1998, haven't you?

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:01 pm
by MaryAnn
Four now, for viola. Mine is a 16 1/2, too big for me, but it has a nice sound.

My ex-cello teacher flies with her expensive cello in a hard case, and the only time she had a problem was when she was silly enough to put the music folder underneath the fingerboard. When the cello arrived the bridge and soundpost were down, but that was it. She has some foam blocks in the case, is all, and it is not a cheap cello, neither.

MA

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:00 pm
by windshieldbug
Boy, you guys really take the fun out of viola-baiting! :(

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:09 pm
by eupher61
TubaingAgain wrote:I wouldnt ship a box full of "Rubber Dog ****" UPS FED EX USPS. DHL baby
Hmmm...DHL...the company that sent my Weril by plane to Denver, then by truck to Columbus OH, then by truck to KC. Arrived 4 days late, they're lucky it was undamaged. They refused to refund any of the shipping fee, too.

DHL? No thanks.