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what's the worst thing you learned on tubenet?

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:44 pm
by rascaljim
The worst thing I learned on tubenet is that it matters what horn I bring to the audition.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:48 pm
by Tubaryan12
The worse thing I've learned on tubenet: Rats and bats like to die in tubas....oh, and that there are other mouthpieces besides 24AW's and Bach 18's. Now I am compelled to try as many as I can before I die.

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:29 am
by windshieldbug
There are viola operators that read this BBS...

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:31 am
by Wyvern
The muck that gathers in tubas (remembering picture posted by Sean) - yuck! :shock:

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:34 am
by oldbandnerd
That I know absolutely nothing.
And everything i know is wrong.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

While this is funny as hell it speaks volumes .

I love your sense of humor Schleppo-buddy.You slay me !!!

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:20 am
by TubaRay
oldbandnerd wrote:
That I know absolutely nothing.
And everything i know is wrong.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

While this is funny as hell it speaks volumes .

I love your sense of humor Schleppo-buddy.You slay me !!!
Once again, Wayne, in his unique style, has nailed it.

stolen horn

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:27 am
by billeuph
Worst thing I ever learned was that the horn I had just bought was, in fact, stolen. All eventually ended well, more or less, but it wasn't a pleasant experience for any of us involved.

Bill Anderson

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:08 pm
by windshieldbug
That early Conn Hellebergs don't actually play themselves. I thought mine was just shy.


Wade, I have known people in the Majors that have FD, and their life has gone from golden child to pure hell overnight, so I would agree, but, as you say, knowledge and support is power.

What's the worst thing you've ever learned on TubeNet?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:14 pm
by TubaRay
windshieldbug wrote:That early Conn Hellebergs don't actually play themselves. I thought mine was just shy.
This couldn't possibly be true. There must be some mistake. Everyone knows they play themselves.

Re: What's the worst thing you've ever learned on TubeNet?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:23 pm
by TubaRay
the elephant wrote:
TubaRay wrote:
windshieldbug wrote:That early Conn Hellebergs don't actually play themselves. I thought mine was just shy.
This couldn't possibly be true. There must be some mistake. Everyone knows they play themselves.
Well, they only play themselves until they have earned enough to pay for themselves. (This can be upwards of $750.) Then they suddenly quit. This can be rather disconcerting if you are in the middle of a cadenza in a concerto.

When they cut out, you must flip the toggle switch on the shank over to "Manual Input" and all will be good again. Oh yeah, you might have to jump start them, too …
:shock:
Thanks, Wade. Unfortunately, this may qualify for the worst thing I have ever learned on TubeNet.

Re: What's the worst thing you've ever learned on TubeNet?

Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:35 pm
by MartyNeilan
what's the worst thing you learned on tubenet?
That Bloke is always right :cry:
13!

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:54 pm
by k001k47
I've learned what a tuba is.

Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:46 am
by LoyalTubist
Other than my present location, there are a lot of people out there in TubeNetLand that are just like me.