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The lights dimmed, the sold-out hall grew hushed and out walked the conductor -- shiny, white, 4 feet 3 inches tall.

For a second there I thought Eugene Ormandy was back!

but, the name also relates to the originator of the rules of robothood--Isaac ASIMOV.

My Music Director was shorter and balder...

There is a lot that can be said in praise of the robots, but the real thing is just as good, I mean better!

C(ready for summer)JH

maybe it has to conduct because it can't play a tuba!!!

Since it's a robot, if it gives you the hand, do you have to comply?

(or can you just say you did?)

' I'm sorry, Mr. Concertmaster. I'm afraid I can't do that right now.'

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windshieldbug wrote:Since it's a robot, if it gives you the hand, do you have to comply?

(or can you just say you did?)

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

So this thing runs on batteries, doesn't need to eat or sleep, and imitates what it sees.

Our director never sleeps, was once heard to say "I don't eat, there's not enough time in the day," and parrots whatever clinician he sees for a week before he goes back to saying essentially the same thing as before without an original thought added to it. What's the difference?

The Jackson wrote:

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"Let's see here, uh, pointy end toward violas... "

The Jackson wrote:

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"SemiConductor"

"...It's full of stars! prima donas..."

Kevin Hendrick wrote:"SemiConductor"

(We called ours "The Diode"... I don't think he ever got it)