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They melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Actually I believe that they are another of the long list of Chinese made tubas being imported these days. I haven't actually tried one of these, but quality generally seems to be inconsistent with most of the Chinese made tubas I have seen.

I like playing the green ones. They make my horny

You got me Gary........but only because my best response is a solid "R" rating inappropriate for public consumption. But I appreciate a good zinger as much as the next guy.

YES, Red and Yellow certainly have their strengths
M&M=Massive Mammaries!

You might need a cold shower after playing one of these. Fake tubas make me hot a bothered