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Are you having difficulties with the intonation on your current tuba(s)?

Does your F tuba have a "bad" low C?

Is your horn stuffy?

Does your tuba have response issues?

If so I have found the solution to all of your problems. This will be an inexpensive solution costing only $9.95. This is a one time purchase that will cure the problems in all of your horns. It is a "final" solution, in that once applied, it will not come undone.

How can you procure this from me? Simply PM me for my pamphlet titled, "How to list your tuba for sale." Once you follow the instructions, your horn is guaranteed to improve in all categories both objective and subjective without fail.

Hurry now while supplies last!

bloke wrote:How much, pray tell, is the instruction book, "How to Send Matthew Gilchrest a PM"?

...or is that a free pdf on the www?

Available on usenet.rec.music.tuba.fools

LJV wrote:

Matthew Gilchrest wrote:It is a "final" solution...

Hmmm, sounds familiar...

... and so close to what I was looking for, too -- a "finial" solution (darn things keep popping up all over my furniture, and nothing I've found yet will dissolve them). Actually, a "vinyl" solution wouldn't go amiss, either. I'll have to think this over tonight. May send you a PM in the AM ...

Kevin Hendrick wrote:

LJV wrote:

Matthew Gilchrest wrote:It is a "final" solution...

Hmmm, sounds familiar...

... and so close to what I was looking for, too -- a "finial" solution (darn things keep popping up all over my furniture, and nothing I've found yet will dissolve them). Actually, a "vinyl" solution wouldn't go amiss, either. I'll have to think this over tonight. May send you a PM in the AM ...

Buy my pamphlet on "How to operate a chainsaw." I will even send a link to a youtube video of Chevy Chase solving a similar problem. Yours for only $9.95.

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Now there's a thought!

the elephant wrote:...Stupid Prime Ministers…

That may be your problem: TOO MANY stupid Prime Ministers... Make sure you have no more than only one of the following:

8 X 10 autographs of PMs are fine. PMS is not fine, however.

Please remember:

You do not have to complete a transaction for your horn to improve. Instead, the perpetual listing of your horn will fix all playability issues.

tubashaman2 wrote:I would say the new solution for this is to actually practice instead of being on tubenet

Matthew Gilchrest wrote:It is a "final" solution, in that once applied, it will not come undone.

I would caution you about your phrasing. I assume that you don't want to be grouped in with that other most reprehensible entity...

windshieldbug wrote:

Matthew Gilchrest wrote:It is a "final" solution, in that once applied, it will not come undone.

I would caution you about your phrasing. I assume that you don't want to be grouped in with that other most reprehensible entity...

I am only here to help people with intonation and response problems. Nothing else.