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Probably designed by a woodwind player!

boy, I hope those don't make it on the resale market......or show up on your favorite public auction site

Does this give a new definition of a common tuba term: yellow brass?

K

Not the first time these pictures have been posted. Search the threads for other "topical" comments.

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LJV wrote:Just wrong?

Well, at least they're not Martin BBb tubas.

If you would need one of these, I might suggest an ophthalmologist.

K, who was pissed, when the band smart *** named my York Master Pissoiret (despite the Danish grammar you will get the point)

PS: You may say that this thread stresses nothing urgent for tubists. And then maybe, once in a while.

If any of you plan to buy one of these, make sure you have it/them chem cleaned!

Bavarian Fanfare

Really? I thought Paris in the last couple of years finally did away with the last of their public pissoirs in favor of more "conventional" sewage systems?

G H Boyd wrote:I often wonder what the female equivalent looks like.



It would be a relief to know what these girls use.
Cheers.
GHB

How long have these ladies been here? I think they're older than I am now.

The one in the middle was my date this afternoon. I'm so glad you remembered.

LoyalTubist wrote:The one in the middle was my date this afternoon. I'm so glad you remembered.

She went all the way to Mindanao for a loverboy, and then she took YOU?

OK, I am sight impaired myself, so I should be tolerant with her.

K

She like's Consuelo's Steak House.

LoyalTubist wrote:She like's Consuelo's Steak House.

Well, there ya go -- can't be bad!

Hold it...

Someone here doesn't understand a joke when he hears one. I must say that I don't know any of those women. Every girl I have dated in the last four years (since my divorce) has been an Asian woman from either Vietnam or the Philippines. The oldest was 47. The youngest was, um, uh, legal. (I think.)

LoyalTubist wrote:Someone here doesn't understand a joke when he hears one.

Yes, this is a very sad fact of TubeNet. Such persons should at least be happy, that TubeNet jokes never move on several simultaneous layers.

K

You know my humor is partly influenced by David Letterman. His show and Oprah's are the only American talk shows I can get on TV here.

Many moons ago, when I played in the Women's Army Corps Band, we used a Conn 20 J. (Thank you K Bjerre for helping to identify this horn. All I could remember was -big -heavy -two pieces). When I purchased a Ziess (4 rotary valves - Don't remember model), it was an improvement, if only due to not having to use a stand. Playing those puppies in uniform skirts, stands were not optional.

Yes, I think a Conn 20J would make a lovely ladies potty. With some pipe rearranging, it would serve nicely as a bidet as well.

Helen

LJV wrote:

LoyalTubist wrote:How long have these ladies been here? I think they're older than I am now.

Yes, they passed you right up! And they send their regards!

ROFL!!!

HGillespie wrote:Yes, I think a Conn 20J would make a lovely ladies potty. With some pipe rearranging, it would serve nicely as a bidet as well.
Helen

Hmm. I always wondered what would be next door to these baritone urinals!

PhilipJ wrote:

ROFL!!!

Rhonda, Olivia, and Florence, but where is Laverne?