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Snake oil

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:19 pm
by Chadtuba

Re: Snake oil

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:24 am
by arminhachmer
...yeah, i asked about Spitballs a while back and everybody said:
Give your head a shake. I did. Now i hear a rattle when i roll... :D :D :D :tuba:

Re: Snake oil

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 5:31 pm
by TheHatTuba
Come on guys, they are portable and reliable. Companies would not stretch the truth just to sell a product to us :roll:

Re: Snake oil

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 5:36 pm
by SousaSaver
This is sort of a moot point for Tubas. Most of the moisture can be eliminated by pulling slides and dumping. All other problems can be solved by snaking the mouth pipe when you clean your horn.

This should be brass instrument cleaning 101 rule #1: the most important part to keep clean is the mouth pipe. It is the gateway to your horn and most of the funk accumulates there. It is also the area most prone to rot. This is just my opinion, I could be wrong...

Re: Snake oil

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:57 pm
by eutubabone
You could use the "gasoline as a cleaner" technique. Just pour a little into the leadpipe, twirl your horn to make sure the fluid goes into all parts of the tuba, and, to get rid of the nasty little vapors, just drop a lit match into the leadpipe. Should take care of any mold or mildew in there, for sure. :wink:

Re: Snake oil

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 8:21 pm
by SousaSaver
bloke wrote:
eutubabone wrote:You could use the "gasoline as a cleaner" technique. Just pour a little into the leadpipe, twirl your horn to make sure the fluid goes into all parts of the tuba, and, to get rid of the nasty little vapors, just drop a lit match into the leadpipe. Should take care of any mold or mildew in there, for sure. :wink:
no silly...

Fill up your instrument with a "solvent" and THEN strike a match to it...That's MUCH safer ! :|
You guys know that most of the people on the internet don't understand irony or sarcasm, right? :D

Re: Snake oil

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 11:54 am
by bisontuba
Hi-
You want snake oil--I'll give you snake oil.....mark :D

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Actually from a c. 1890's bottle of Clark Stanley's "Snake Oil" Liniment....