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Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:02 am**

From yesterday's practice:

Air is expended
I long to sing the whole phrase,
But I never will.

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:18 am**

Patient seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says
Angioplasty

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:45 am**

great big brass beauty
looks and sounds like a goddess
shatters the silence

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:10 pm**

The great brass funnel
The beer sits on the table
Put them together

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:20 pm**

Bad accordion
Annoyed polka tuba man
The squeezebox is dead

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:46 pm**

Tuba haiku is
not something I care to read
on TubeNet, thank you.

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:04 pm**

TooBah
or not TooBah
that is the question.
Arghhh.

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:17 pm**

Ring in my Tuba
Found something inside of it
That wasn't just spit

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:19 pm**

my tuba NEVER
goes OOM pah OOM pah OOM pah
bite me, you igno

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:39 pm**

Beer and brats -- how nice!
Rotors chop the larger bits,
Pass the small ones through.

Posted: **Wed Jul 13, 2011 7:59 pm**

So much potential,
The tuba has to dazzle.
Don't play like a pig.

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:40 pm**

Enterprise Vulcan
Playing with Conn 20J
Fascinating!

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:19 pm**

David Zerkel wrote:So much potential,
The tuba has to dazzle.
Don't play like a pig.

I think this is why Mr. Zerkel is the professional...

Posted: **Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:17 pm**

Not a Haiku but....
If it's music
that you crave
play the tuba
Burma Shave
ScottM

Posted: **Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:10 pm**

Tuba decisions:
Bb, C, Eb, and F.
What am i to do?

Tuba Haiku