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bloke wrote:That's a ridiculous suggestion, Klaus; The closest place to here that sells live snakes is an hour's drive.

I should have remembered: no snakes out in the open countryside! But couldn’t you make your day- and nightcare mum pull her Ana Conda stunt?

bloke wrote:ugh...I wouldn't want unsanitary snakes that are laying around here...

...I'd want nice clean snakes...you know...from a store.

Pull them through your nasal cavity twice and swallow them thrice and, voilá! The dirt is gone. Or at least transmogriffed into a different species of dirt.

Geeee, I usually use a snake to clean my horns, but this..........