Who says tubas ain't sexy?

[Art Hovey]

http://photos.newhavenregister.com/2013 ... -parade/#2

[opus37]

That helicon looks good as always. What tunes did you play while marching? We play on Easter, but maybe a Palm Sunday Parade should be added.

[Doug Elliott]

Can't you see, she's looking at the mouthpiece.

[tofu]

What we have here is one more confirmation of what many "scientific studies" have concluded - Helicon playing promotes the release of tremendous amounts of pheromones.


Pheromones are naturally occurring odorless substances the fertile body excretes externally, conveying an airborne signal that provides information to, and triggers responses from, the opposite sex of the same species.