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Have you ever done this?

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:10 am
by tbn.al
I've been playing in public for 55 years and I have never heard anything like this or done anything like this. Has anyone? Is this a setup?

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Re: Have you ever done this?

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:23 am
by bort
There is no good way to handle that... but this was certainly among the worst.

Re: Have you ever done this?

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:14 pm
by Dan Schultz
Well.... I farted once during a long rest.

Re: Have you ever done this?

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:56 pm
by Untersatz
TubaTinker wrote:Well.... I farted once during a long rest.
Geeeez Dan, I sure hope it wasn't loud enough for everyone to hear :shock:
But it is perfectly acceptable as long as you are in front of the percussion section :mrgreen:

Re: Have you ever done this?

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:28 pm
by Untersatz
This exact same thing happened in a concert I played in last April.
It IS proper manners to cover your mouth if you sneeze, but what do you do if your are holding a trombone??? Both hands are holding the horn, you can't even use your shirt/jacket sleeve either :(
I still don't think that using the mouthpiece of your horn to cover your mouth & ruin the piece with a trombone blast is acceptable :shock:

Re: Have you ever done this?

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:17 am
by windshieldbug
TubaTinker wrote:Well.... I farted once during a long rest.

I hope you quickly turned to look at the bass trombone player with a sour face!! :D

Re: Have you ever done this?

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:53 am
by bort
This was on The Soup on E! last night. His punchline was something like "why did I choose this career when I knew I had a trombone allergy!"

Re: Have you ever done this?

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:44 pm
by Ace
TubaTinker wrote:Well.... I farted once during a long rest.
I hope it was in tune and rhythmically correct. If it was outdoors, you could blame it on a local animal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9GU4P-1AWI" target="_blank

Ace