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Cleanliness in next to Godliness...

Modesty isn't a bad policy either.

Creationist tubas...

Is that "Baptist" tuba a CC project someone on here built?

Tubas in heaven? Harps in Hell?

Enigmatic preferable to enematic.

In heaven there is no beer....

How is the Baptist one NOT the fountain?

What kind of valve section is that on the 'Baptist' tuba?

There is a joke about god beeing a tuba player, but unfortunately it works only in german:

Weisst du, welches Instrument Gott spielt?
Nein!
Tuba!
Wieso Tuba?
Es heisst doch: Vater unser, der Tubist im Himmel...!

Regards Butch

HA, that's great!

(For the non-German speakers, the joke is "tubist" instead of "du bist"... so "our father, tubist in heaven..." instead of "our father, who art in heaven...")

I will take an Anglican tuba, which because of its compensation, appreciates ecumenical diversity and gets along well with all other tubas, not imposing its way on others, but always endeavoring to blend in section to bring out the best in all other tubas.

Three Valves wrote:In heaven there is no beer....

That's why we drink it here.
'Cause when we're gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all our beer.