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A Build Off?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 9:20 pm
by John Caves
How about a "Great American B.A.T. Build-off". Between Dan, Matt,Bloke and Lee, the envelope should expanded to it's limit... coverage by A&E, TLC, or/and Discovery networks. Narration and color commentary by Rick Denney?
If it can be done with motorcycles, why not tubas?
What does everyone think?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 9:29 pm
by Kevin Hendrick
Sounds great to me!
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:34 pm
by JayW
I am liking that idea...... but only if we can have at least one father/son team who can argue constantly
a flaming lacquer job??
a chrome plated tuba?
hmmm the possibilities
Or how about having "Monster B.A.T." and you could have all those guys work together to build one......who would be a good host/leader though ?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 10:54 pm
by John Caves
Doesn't Bloke have a son to help build? Or take out the trash?
Can he grow a nasty looking mustache?
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 11:40 pm
by KarlMarx
José, cum keeping high het Schwarze underpants senza elastigum?
Carolus Spurnigummius
Buildoff
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:53 pm
by tubarnak
Awesome idea!
Where can I get the T-shirt?
I know I'm a little far but a friend of mine has designed a tubabell-adapted flame thrower. We'll be glad to sponsor that!
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:23 pm
by TubaRay
Bloke, you have now gone lower than I would have ever expected of you. Now that I am now completely grossed out....what more can be said?
I wasn't expecting a full moon tonight. And certainly, I didn't expect two of them.
Chrome Plating
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:41 pm
by Uncle Buck
JayW wrote:
a chrome plated tuba?
hmmm the possibilities
Too late, already been done for lots of tubas being sold from India on ebay.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:45 pm
by Joe Baker
Or how 'bout
Dude -- Pimp My TUBA!!
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Joe Baker, who thinks this would be more fun, starting with a junker and scabbin' on extra valves, new leadpipes, etc.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:49 pm
by tubarnak
Can't find a spot for the plasma screen
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:17 pm
by TubaRay
bloke wrote:
Maybe:
"Move over to the couch and finish watching the 'Fear Factor' episode where the bikini-clad girl lies down in a tub of leeches while eating cockroaches." ?
Good point! For me, though, anything that involves a bikini-clad girl is unlikely to be too unpleasant.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:23 pm
by Joe Baker
tubarnak wrote:Can't find a spot for the plasma screen
Shoot, that's the easy part! A flipdown job on the back of the bell! Display the music on the right, the Simpson's on the left (for those long rests...)
Or, for Ray, here's a bikini girl:
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Joe Baker, who doesn't know what Ray sees in her, but...
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:25 pm
by Charlie Goodman
The pimp my tuba thing would be sweet, just keep it away from the West Coast Customs guys, they'd take out the valveset and put in a DVD player.
Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:30 pm
by tubarnak
What does a sousa with a 350 V8 look like
