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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:46 pm
by bttmbow
Wow.
I'm sure that Saxophones would sound real good made out that stuff. Just flick your fingernail against a titanium bike frame sometime: if you can remember that sound, and compare the sound of doing that to a good bell, you may come to a "guess" as to how that horn MIGHT sound.
Just a thought.
Skeptically yours,
Charlie Hunter's student
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:35 am
by Christopher Lair
pictures??????
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:37 am
by Christopher Lair
pictures??????
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:34 pm
by pierre
Not to ask a stupid question, but why is this thread in the "Auditions" section?
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:15 am
by Joe Baker
I'm selling 10 tubas made of dry ice. $1000 each, ...
... while they last...
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Joe Baker, who recommends a Kelly mouthpiece...
Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:33 am
by CJ Krause
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:46 pm
by Chuck(G)
I'm selling three tubas, an AAb in thallium, nice tone, but you have to wear EPA hazmat gear to play it; can cause cancer.
I also have an F# in plutonium. A side benefit is that you glow in the dark while playing it.
And finally, I have a DDb in potassium--good player, but you need to keep it away from air and moisture, or it may spontaneously combust.
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:34 am
by McLain Pray
pictures????
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:17 am
by Pippen
Argon tubas for sale here! You wouldn't believe how light these babies are (your overseas shipping woes are over) and storage is a piece of cake. Vapors can cause dizziness or suffocation so be sure to use in a well ventilated area. Oh! --there is a wee little possibility that contact with liquid could cause frostbite so we include a free umbrella with every tuba purchased.
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:25 pm
by Chuck(G)
Christopher Lair wrote:pictures??????
Here's one of the plutonium model, taken in complete darkness:
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:26 pm
by dmmorris
Chuck(G) wrote:a DDb in potassium--good player, but you need to keep it away from air and moisture, or it may spontaneously combust.
That's a hoot!
I alway wanted to throw an ingot of potassium into my neighbors swimming pool....never did though!
-dmm
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:34 pm
by Pippen
BAT boy wrote:I spose I can just post my credit card number here and the seller will get the horn to me.
That will work for me. But act fast because for a short time I'm throwing in free shipping on the Argon tubas!
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:31 pm
by Tabor
A really incredible thing! As incredible as they come. Incredible indeed.
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:59 pm
by windshieldbug
I've been working on a horn made of stout...
but it just keeps getting sharper...
and sharper...
and sharper...
Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:55 pm
by Captain Sousie
now for a tuba made out of belly button lint and toe jelly
Sou