My First Concert: EPIC FAIL!!!!!

Pneumatic Subwoofer · Post by **Pneumatic Subwoofer** » Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:57 pm

My first public concert and I gave it my best. I really did. How could things have gone so terribly wrong???

A beautiful fall day. The slightest hint of a cool breeze in the air but still warm enough to leave the screen door open. As I gazed at the fall colors a small sports car pulled up across the street. Deep, punchy sounds were emanating from the stereo.

Normally, I don't play with the doors and windows open but I figure this is no mere coincidence. A kindred soul - someone who really appreciates the sonic underworld - has shown up right outside MY door! So I positioned myself and the Mammoth near the screen door to provide some sonic reinforcement.

I played a couple of arpeggios in Bb and just as I was trying to decide whether to move up chromatically or cycle in fifths, the guy DROVE AWAY!!!!

So a question for you pros... Should I have used a 4/4 tuba as not to scare the guy?

pwhitaker · Post by **pwhitaker** » Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:03 pm

Wouldn't matter - the guy is obviously a Philistine.

windshieldbug · Post by **windshieldbug** » Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:23 pm

Try a silver horn instead of lacquer...

humBell · Post by **humBell** » Sat Oct 28, 2017 8:03 am

windshieldbug wrote:Try a silver horn instead of lacquer...

Works for werewolves. So i hear...

OP: Keep up the good work!

The Big Ben · Post by **The Big Ben** » Sat Oct 28, 2017 1:34 pm

Next time, try a new horn and a new mouthpiece.

Heavy_Metal · Post by **Heavy_Metal** » Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:07 pm

Next time, play the Alexander.

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