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Kim Jong Un might euphemise and enter accord !

Postby bloke » Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:38 pm

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Re: Kim Jong Un might euphemise and enter accord !

Postby Ken Herrick » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:11 pm

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He hasn't quite got his mini nukes down to briefcase size - only to accordian size!

Which is scarier - mini nukes or accordians raining down on the world?
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Re: Kim Jong Un might euphemise and enter accord !

Postby Ken Crawford » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:17 pm

I'm just excited to see the North Koreans joining the tuba arms race. Rumor has it they're working on a 7/4 tuba capable of creating such a broad sound that you can't even hear it, but you'll feel it. I'm just worried about finding one of the child laborers hiding inside an instrument upon unpacking here in the States.
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Re: Kim Jong Un might euphemise and enter accord !

Postby Three Valves » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:37 pm

Oh it works, they tested it at the American Embassy in Havana!!
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Re: Kim Jong Un might euphemise and enter accord !

Postby bone-a-phone » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:55 pm

... And the accordion... Isn't that a crime against humanity in itself?
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Re: Kim Jong Un might euphemise and enter accord !

Postby Ken Herrick » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:38 am

If tubas become his weapon of choice there is no need to worry. As Donny Trumpet said, "Tuba wars are not bad - they are easy to win."
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Re: Kim Jong Un might euphemise and enter accord !

Postby YORK-aholic » Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:13 am

Soon we'll see North Korean clones of Chinese clones pouring in to the States...
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Re: Kim Jong Un might euphemise and enter accord !

Postby Sousaswag » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:42 am

Ken Crawford wrote:I'm just worried about finding one of the child laborers hiding inside an instrument upon unpacking here in the States.

I'm not so worried about that as I am about them stuffing mini nukes down the bells!
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Re: Kim Jong Un might euphemise and enter accord !

Postby paulver » Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:11 am

Looks like "contra" band to me!!

What did he do with the people that used to play those instruments???????
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Re: Kim Jong Un might euphemise and enter accord !

Postby bloke » Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:37 am

paulver wrote:Looks like "contra" band to me!!

What did he do with the people that used to play those instruments???????


sent them to American universities for re-education
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Re: Kim Jong Un might euphemise and enter accord !

Postby iiipopes » Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:10 am

Ken Crawford wrote:I'm just excited to see the North Koreans joining the tuba arms race. Rumor has it they're working on a 7/4 tuba capable of creating such a broad sound that you can't even hear it, but you'll feel it. I'm just worried about finding one of the child laborers hiding inside an instrument upon unpacking here in the States.

Three Valves wrote:Oh it works, they tested it at the American Embassy in Havana!!

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