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bloke wrote:

He hasn't quite got his mini nukes down to briefcase size - only to accordian size!

Which is scarier - mini nukes or accordians raining down on the world?

I'm just excited to see the North Koreans joining the tuba arms race. Rumor has it they're working on a 7/4 tuba capable of creating such a broad sound that you can't even hear it, but you'll feel it. I'm just worried about finding one of the child laborers hiding inside an instrument upon unpacking here in the States.

Oh it works, they tested it at the American Embassy in Havana!!

... And the accordion... Isn't that a crime against humanity in itself?

If tubas become his weapon of choice there is no need to worry. As Donny Trumpet said, "Tuba wars are not bad - they are easy to win."

Ken Crawford wrote:I'm just worried about finding one of the child laborers hiding inside an instrument upon unpacking here in the States.

I'm not so worried about that as I am about them stuffing mini nukes down the bells!

Looks like "contra" band to me!!

What did he do with the people that used to play those instruments???????

Ken Crawford wrote:I'm just excited to see the North Koreans joining the tuba arms race. Rumor has it they're working on a 7/4 tuba capable of creating such a broad sound that you can't even hear it, but you'll feel it. I'm just worried about finding one of the child laborers hiding inside an instrument upon unpacking here in the States.

Three Valves wrote:Oh it works, they tested it at the American Embassy in Havana!!

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