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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:23 pm
by Kevin Miller
That's kind of a personal question, don't you think?

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:02 am
by Chuck(G)
The Hindenburg is this long

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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:40 am
by Chuck Jackson
I think Hindemith was rather short, but you would have to ask Mrs. Hindemith..........wait........ya'll have the DIRTIEST minds in the known universe.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:47 am
by Chuck Jackson
Thanks, Chris, for blowing all the sophomoric fun.....Geez, you'd think it would be OK to pull this kids chain, but NO, you have to come back and give a REALISTIC answer.........man, I guess I'll just take my ball and go home.....

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 12:54 am
by Chuck Jackson
You are a POOPYHEAD.......Mom, make the bad man stop.......

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 1:35 am
by Kevin Hendrick
the elephant wrote:My Hindemith is 12" long. Additionally, it is 9" wide.
That sounds potentially painful ... :shock:
Chuck Jackson wrote:... ya'll have the DIRTIEST minds in the known universe.
There was some doubt of this? :P
Chuck Jackson wrote:... I guess I'll just take my ball and go home ...
Just one? :wink:

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:01 pm
by Dylan King
I would never tell my children such a stupid lie, that something called "Santa Claus" exists.

Besides, he really is dead.

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Even those men who created Santa Claus will all be in the grave soon enough. After they have done what they must do.

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:16 pm
by Dylan King
The Swiss Guard...

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Rev 9:17

And thus I saw the horses in the vision: those who sat on them had breastplates of fiery red, hyacinth blue, and sulfur yellow; and the heads of the horses were like the heads of lions, and out of their mouths came fire, smoke, and brimstone.

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Sanity Claus?

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:07 am
by Kevin Hendrick
schlepporello wrote:Santy Claus is dead? :shock:
Looks that way ... apparently, there was an "escape, Claus!" in his contract, so he did ... :oops:

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:47 am
by tubatooter1940
When our kids were small,money was tight.We figured that Santa could get credit for socks and underwear at Christmas but my wife and I put "from mommy and daddy"on all the good toys.Why not?We bought 'em.
One day at the mall,we spotted Santa and asked the kids if they wanted to sit on his lap."No way",they said."He's a cheap chiseler-giving us only socks and underwear."