more on advanced practicing techniques

[JasonEuphonium]

Have you tried getting your valves gold-plated?

[Ken Herrick]

Oom is short for oomph which means energy. Pah is just a way of saying age is catching up with you, as in my pah is a dottery old fool.

Nobody likes to be considered old.

As Jake told me: "Never grow old - you won't like it."

Boy, was he ever right on that one!

[ken k]

Try a French horn...