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Re: Are tubas susceptible to viruses?
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:05 am
by windshieldbug
The Russians have been planting viruses in American tubas for years.
I thought it was common knowledge.
Vlad ordered it done as soon as the USSR fell.
If you don't have virus software, you're taking a terrible chance!
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Re: Are tubas susceptible to viruses?
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:33 am
by dunelandmusic
tuba players being popular with the ladies, I'm sure they fall prey to viruses after each gig
Re: Are tubas susceptible to viruses?
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 11:37 am
by humBell
That's why i keep mine behind a wall of fire. Er, i mean a firewall.
And of course my boss checks my music before i play it. It has to be engraved on stone tablets or it doesn't get through the firewall.
Only the greatest heros of land would brave that wall of fire...
(Er, i went overboard there, didn't i? Sorry)
Re: Are tubas susceptible to viruses?
Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 8:56 pm
by Three Valves
Garbage in, garbage out!!
Re: Are tubas susceptible to viruses?
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:49 am
by MartyNeilan
bloke wrote:...so, are there vaccines...??
Heavyweight Mouthpieces.