"viral" jokes !
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Three Valves
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I was going to tell my Wuhan flu joke but was afraid 70% of you wouldn’t get it....
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You mean damn dad jokes, yes??
Oh, and, uh, I’d still hit it!!
Oh, and, uh, I’d still hit it!!
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Oh, see, I have a team of writers and all of my jokes are at least 97% comedy expert consensus approved before publication.
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This six foot of distance rule has prompted many couples to order bigger beds!
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6 foot rule?Charlie C Chowder wrote:This six foot of distance rule has prompted many couples to order bigger beds!
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Wouldn't that mean many couples gotta become trios?
Um, i'll show myself out.
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Humor for the quarantine period is heretofore limited to "inside" jokes.
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Did you know you can get a Covid 19 test free and without a prescription?
Just cough in someone else’s face and use the results of their test!
Just cough in someone else’s face and use the results of their test!
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Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
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Hm. This gives me the germ of an idea.
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I used to cough to cover my farts. Lately, I’ve taken to farting to cover my coughs.
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A little late...
But can you believe that Cinco de Mayo and Taco Tuesday coincided with each other... And it was *ruined* by something called Corona?!
But can you believe that Cinco de Mayo and Taco Tuesday coincided with each other... And it was *ruined* by something called Corona?!